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Stuff I don't/can't do anymore

Started by The Burgomaster, July 23, 2018, 06:48:31 PM

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Trevor

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on July 24, 2018, 02:02:30 AM
You can't physically go into a store and rent a movie.  

Agreed: a lot of the video rental stores in my area have closed - once popular, now not so much anymore. Sad.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

Grow my hair long.

Spend all day drinking.

Run for 6 hours a day.

Travel where I want to, when I want to.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

Throw a roundhouse kick higher than my head.

(You shoulda seen me back in the day, though!! LOL)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

Sympathy, Indy, I despair of ever again being able to run a 5 1/2 minute mile.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Pacman000

Actually, there are still a few video rental places near me...

Things I can't do:

Sleep in, except once every other week.  :bluesad:


ER

Say the Red Sox are cursed (Jackie).
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Pacman000

I can't go to Hastings anymore. There are other book, video, & game stores near me, but Hastings was the best & I miss it sorely.  :bluesad:

indianasmith

I drive by the Planet Fitness that is where our Hastings used to be and just want to cry every time.
That store was my personal "Cheers" - the place where everybody knew my name.
Still just SICK that they went out of business.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

Access any for of news media without being assaulted by the sight and sound of a huge,  horrible,  inflamed,  roaring anus with dentures beneath a pair of eyes that looks like diseased vaginas set in a face that looks like a huge orange scrotum.  I miss the days I could go 5 minute without having the sight of a face that fills with with hatred and disgust thrown at me.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

The Burgomaster

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on July 24, 2018, 05:51:38 PM
Access any for of news media without being assaulted by the sight and sound of a huge,  horrible,  inflamed,  roaring anus with dentures beneath a pair of eyes that looks like diseased vaginas set in a face that looks like a huge orange scrotum.  I miss the days I could go 5 minute without having the sight of a face that fills with with hatred and disgust thrown at me.

Well, stop looking at Hillary then!

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

316zombie

hhmm... my city must be even more unique than i though, there are so many things y'all posted that i can still do within 5 miles of home! odd, isn't it?

RCMerchant

I can't ride a bike- I tried. I can't. I feel like my chest is gonna blow up I can't breathe. Ugh. That sucks.
I can't go to work anymore. I HATED  :hatred: my job at Honee Bear Canning. But I was there for 30 years. And now I ain't got s**t to do.
I can't find Bubs Daddy rope  gum anywhere.  :bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more!  :drink:
I don't go to jail no more!  :lookingup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 24, 2018, 10:37:44 PM
On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more!  :drink:
I don't go to jail no more!  :lookingup:


Then it's all good.   :thumbup: :smile:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!