Stuff I don't/can't do anymore

[RCMerchant]

On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more! 
I don't go to jail no more! 

Then it's all good.   

Yeah. I'm happy. I'm looking forward to life. I feel good!! 

[Svengoolie 3]

On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more! 
I don't go to jail no more! 

RC, red wine in small amounts daily can help with cardiovascular issues, it's a pretty established fact.

https://www.prevention.com/life/g20470490/health-benefits-of-red-wine/

might want to consider a glass a day.

[RCMerchant]

On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more!  
I don't go to jail no more!  

RC, red wine in small amounts daily can help with cardiovascular issues, it's a pretty established fact.

https://www.prevention.com/life/g20470490/health-benefits-of-red-wine/

might want to consider a glass a day.

I go threw 3 fifths of whiskey a week. I think my booze level is high enough.  

Better than I was in 1987. I went threw 3 fifths a DAY on weekends. No bulls**t. That's why I'm all f**ked up. I did cocaine and anything else too. I sold blotter acid in 1986. I did alot too.
Nah- I'm good. 

[FatFreddysCat]

I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.

I started chewing and using smokeless tobacco (Skoal, etc.) when I about 14 (circa 1984). I finally gave it up for good five years ago.

[RCMerchant]

I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.

I started chewing and using smokeless tobacco (Skoal, etc.) when I about 14 (circa 1984). I finally gave it up for good five years ago.

Skoal! That's what I chewed! Came in those cardboard and wax lined cans with the tin lids.

[Zapranoth]

Sorry.  I had to say it:

https://youtu.be/xbl_cZ4OhMo

(It's a Stevie Ray Vaughan song, nothing horrible I promise.)

[Chainsawmidget]

I can't go to Blockbuster and rent a movie or shop at Toys R Us. 

[RCMerchant]

Can't buy a model kit at a dime store.
Can't buy an oily jiggler at a dime store.
Or buy monsters driving hot rod stickers bubble gum.
Can't go to a dime store!

[Allhallowsday]

I don't eat donuts. 
I don't drink white wine. 
I don't drink soda. 
I don't drink whiskey. 
I don't do drugs (unless meds count). 

I can't dance. 
I can't take very long walks. 
I can't eat a huge plate of food put in front of me. 
I can't listen to much modern Pop. 
I can't listen to modern Country. 
I can't sit through 99% of modern movies. 

[FatFreddysCat]

Skoal! That's what I chewed! Came in those cardboard and wax lined cans with the tin lids.

Over the years I probably tried every brand/flavor of smokeless at least once, haha. I would get sick of the same thing all the time so I changed "brands" every year or two. Skoal, then Copenhagen, Rooster, Red Seal, Kodiak, Hawken, Longhorn, etc., etc.... Lord only knows how much money I wasted on that crap. Haha

[RCMerchant]

Skoal! That's what I chewed! Came in those cardboard and wax lined cans with the tin lids.

Over the years I probably tried every brand/flavor of smokeless at least once, haha. I would get sick of the same thing all the time so I changed "brands" every year or two. Skoal, then Copenhagen, Rooster, Red Seal, Kodiak, Hawken, Longhorn, etc., etc.... Lord only knows how much money I wasted on that crap. Haha

I did Copenhagen- but it was like eating dirt sprinkled with amonia. I did chew Red Man, Beechnut, Spark Plug (it came in a brick) in a pinch (no pun intended!).

[Svengoolie 3]

Skoal! That's what I chewed! Came in those cardboard and wax lined cans with the tin lids.

Over the years I probably tried every brand/flavor of smokeless at least once, haha. I would get sick of the same thing all the time so I changed "brands" every year or two. Skoal, then Copenhagen, Rooster, Red Seal, Kodiak, Hawken, Longhorn, etc., etc.... Lord only knows how much money I wasted on that crap. Haha

I did Copenhagen- but it was like eating dirt sprinkled with amonia. I did chew Red Man,

RACIST!!!

[Trevor]

I did Copenhagen- but it was like eating dirt sprinkled with amonia.

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[Trevor]

I can't appear in adult entertainment videos anymore: too much shrinkage. 

[FatFreddysCat]

I did Copenhagen- but it was like eating dirt sprinkled with amonia.

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That's actually a pretty accurate description of Copenhagen's taste, haha.

Even at the height of my chew addiction I would only buy "Cope" as a last resort, like if I ran out of tobacco while I was out on the road...sometimes I'd pull into a convenience store and Copenhagen would be the only type of "dip" they sold. Even then I'd be like "Seriously? Ugh. Oh well, any port in a storm," haha.