Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[316zombie]

  i have a great deal of experience in dealing with trolls, evelyn, and you ARE one. not a very good one, but you ARE one. condescension may work to make others believe you are sincere, but not with me.
  i'm not angry with you, i am sympathetic to some people who considered you a friend. they deserved better from you, and had every right to expect it. i knew better. i don't consider you to be relevant enough to be angry with, because i've never thought of you as a friend. i only truly get angry with people i care about, you are just an occasional irritant, like any other troll.
  suffice it to say that i don't believe you are sincere in any way ,  shape or form. do as you please, it won't get in the way of my own friendships here, trust that. 

[ER]

Hey, my little cousin comes home today from four years in Argentina! (You and she were practically neighbors when you were in the Falklands, Alex, lol.)

[Alex]

If she ever visits the Falklands I would recommend her not refering to them as the Maldives or her views on their ownership though. The locals get very hostile about that lol.

[ER]

If she ever visits the Falklands I would recommend her not refering to them as the Maldives or her views on their ownership though. The locals get very hostile about that lol.

As well they should. The islands are British.

[LilCerberus]

An off road motorbike I like just came out with a new hybrid-electric model....

I'm pondering if I should tell my eco-warrior friends, or if they're just gonna react in the same haughty, stuck up way when I told them about the electric motorcycle racing league, or the 50cc racing league, which is what they want everybody driving............

[LilCerberus]

I just found out that creepy guy from PBS's Joy Of Painting, Bob Ross, got a perm as a branding gimmick.
And he actually hated it.

[Alex]

Am I the only Judas Priest fan who wonders if the song 'Turbo Lover' is about a man who doesn't satisfy his partner very much?

[LilCerberus]

Am I the only Judas Priest fan who wonders if the song 'Turbo Lover' is about a man who doesn't satisfy his partner very much?

Well, after listening to it, I find it pretty slow, with a tempo based on a strangely Freudian emphasis on slow repetitive rhythm, and lasts for about five minutes, which has been scientifically proven as the typical length of time for coitus to occur among couples, so I'd have to disagree.

That said, it is a pretty dull song about getting laid.

[316zombie]

high humidity makes me sleepy, no idea why.

[ER]

It seems like over the last week, maybe week and a half, all sorts of nice unexpected things are happening in my life.

[ER]

Three generations of my family are going to Disney World and etc. next week, and I have to stay home and work multiple jobs. I still can't decide if this makes me dedicated or pathetic.

[Pacman000]

Sorry you're missing out.

Tell them to watch for alligators. 

[Svengoolie 3]

my cat may live, and the vet charged less than the said she would.

[Pacman000]

Then I'm glad for you.

[Zapranoth]

my cat may live, and the vet charged less than the said she would.

This is not a random statement nobody should care about.  :)