Things I don't know sh!t about.

[RCMerchant]

I don't know s**t about growing a garden. I try. It always fails. And, living in farm country, you think I could do that.
I know how! I worked on farms! But every thing I touch dies. It's like I'm radioactive. 

[LilCerberus]

The only two things I've had any real success with, are fennel, and a few things that were pre-potted.

I tried rebuilding an engine seven years ago. Now I've got parts of a vintage 1975 Honda CB400f SuperSport all over the place.

[indianasmith]

Auto mechanics.  On a really good day, I can change a tire without making the car explode.  And that's as far as my knowledge goes.

[RCMerchant]

I can fix a car!
If it's pre-1984.   s**t just got too complicated.

I can't sleep without dreaming. I dream every time I close my eyes.

[LilCerberus]

I recently signed up with DARS, now that the unskilled labor market is opening back up.

I've never been able to find a job without a temp agency or assistance service.
And these online job applications won't even let me fill them out unless I figure out unless I can figure out what a uniform answer for each box is.

[ER]

Reading and performing music. I love music but beyond "if it sounds good, it is good" I know utterly nothing about bringing about its creation, and in a way I like it being a mystery to me. You know a sound I love to hear? That chaos as an orchestra tunes up and prepares to perform. I could listen to that by itself.

[LilCerberus]

I have dysgraphia.
I got kicked outa shop class because I couldn't keep up with the written work.

I don't know anything about carpentry.

[bob]

Women, cars, how to use most tools and baking.

[RCMerchant]

Women,

You will never understand women. No Man ever will.
I been married, more or less, 3 times.  I love 2 of them. BUT!
I will never pretend I know what's going on in there heads.
If you do-explain it to me!  
Women are gonna do what they wanna do no matter what you say.

[RCMerchant]

I don't know s**t about bikers. Except I never liked them.
Actually- I know lots about bikers.
But every time I come into contact with one- we either come close to fighting or he beats my ass. Or I hit him on the head with a whiskey bottle in front of Dykeman House in Paw Paw. Or my brother Glenn pulls a shot gun on one on Main Street.

[Gene Worm]

Particle physics, quantum mechanics, as well as certain aspects of chemistry, and even alchemy are all things that I have extraordinarily little experience in, despite really wanting to learn more about them.... Just a few of those things that I just never got around to.

I also barely know s**t (or care) about current (or most of the past's) pop culture, especially on the internet. I'm also complete and utter s**te at most geography..... I'm sure there's more I haven't mentioned, I'm a dumbass.

[RCMerchant]

Particle physics, quantum mechanics, as well as certain aspects of chemistry, and even alchemy are all things that I have extraordinarily little experience in, despite really wanting to learn more about them.... Just a few of those things that I just never got around to.

For some reason, that doesn't make me feel stupid.
I don't know ANYBODY who knows s**t about that! 

[Leah]

I don't know how to write perfectly. Too many rules about what goes where, even when the rules contradict themselves. I can spell, I just can't write. It's the main reason why I can't be fluent in more than English.

[The Burgomaster]

Basic home repairs. I don't know how to fix stuff.

[Alex]

Women,

You will never understand women. No Man ever will.
I been married, more or less, 3 times.  I love 2 of them. BUT!
I will never pretend I know what's going on in there heads.
If you do-explain it to me!  
Women are gonna do what they wanna do no matter what you say.

If we could understand women they would be called men.