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COWBOYS VS DINOSAURS (2015)

Started by indianasmith, August 15, 2018, 07:08:43 PM

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indianasmith

This was in the stack of movies I bought from Hastings that I hadn't gotten around to watching yet; and it was just about as bad as you would expect from the title.  Cheesy plot, a mine explosion tears open a void in the earth populated by hundreds of voracious CGI dinosaurs, who emerge and begin eating everyone in sight.  Stoic cowboy returns to town after a rodeo injury caused him to leave; finds his ex canoodling with the local sheriff - who happens to be in the pocket of the evil millionaire  who owns the mine.  Of course, he is the only one who comes up with a plan to kill off the dinosaurs and save what is left of the town (the cowboy, that is, not the millionaire).  Cheesy effects, lots of pretty girls in swimsuits or underwear but no actual nudity, bad CGI dinosaurs, really dumb dialogue . . . this is a BAD movie all the way around.  So naturally I loved it!!! 4/5 on the bad movie scale.
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Ted C

I remember this. It has all of the signs of an Asylum production.
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316zombie

i loved it too, indi, laughed all the way through it! :cheers: