Sayings!

[lester1/2jr]

worse things have happened to better people

[RCMerchant]

"You don't know s**t from Shinola!"
"My mother's hairy canary!" That's from my Ma, who is from the Bronx. 
"In a pig's eye!" 

[indianasmith]

"Dumber than a bag of hammers."
"Busier than a mosquito in a nudist colony."
"Busier than a one armed man with a bad case of poison ivy."

[Svengoolie 3]

Stupider than a screen door on a submarine.

As useful as a fart in a hurricane.

Crazier than a snake's armpit.

[claws]

A new broom sweeps clean but an old broom knows the corners.
Bed is the poor man's Opera.
When cobwebs are plenty kisses are scarce.
Garlic makes a man wink, drink, and stink.
Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes You Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise.

[Svengoolie 3]

Words of wisdom from  across the klingon border.

''Four thousand throats can be cut in one night be a running man! ''

''Only a fool fights in a burning house. ''

[Alex]

You are as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

[ER]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. (Thanks, Dorothy Parker!)

[retrorussell]

Damn, I look at the thread title and I keep seeing "SAVINGS".  It's like, "It's none of your business how much I tucked away!".  Damn my sleepy eyes.

[claws]

Damn, I look at the thread title and I keep seeing "SAVINGS".  It's like, "It's none of your business how much I tucked away!".  Damn my sleepy eyes.

Its funny because I keep reading the same 

[Allhallowsday]

You don't know your ass from your elbow. 

[Svengoolie 3]

[Trevor]

Damn, I look at the thread title and I keep seeing "SAVINGS".  It's like, "It's none of your business how much I tucked away!".  Damn my sleepy eyes.

Its funny because I keep reading the same 

Me too 

[Svengoolie 3]

(When asked how you slept) ''Like God thru the Holocaust. ''

[Ash]

"It's hotter than Satan's breath out here!"