Deep Thoughts....

[ER]

....wonder why witch doctors are always throwing virgins into volcanoes, and not dirty old men?

[ER]

...what does white noise sound like to the colorblind?

[The Burgomaster]

. . . I wonder if anyone will ever explore the interior of Uranus?

[ER]

...what are Indian restaurants called in India?

[ER]

...I wonder if anyone ever told Kurt Cobain that he shot his mouth off?

[Flangepart]

Why not use potatoes as suppositories?

[AoTFan]

....wonder why witch doctors are always throwing virgins into volcanoes, and not dirty old men?

The DOMs would have other uses for them....

[ER]

...I bet Paul Bunyan never found a girlfriend.

[ER]

...Imagine how silly Hitler's German Shepherd Blondie felt when she got to dog heaven and found out who she'd been loyally playing fetch with.

[ER]

...ever notice how the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus have such similar handwriting?

[ER]

...if I was a Wal-Mart greeter, I think I'd say "shalom" sometimes, just for the reactions.

[ER]

...ever notice the first time you find a severed finger in your chili it's hurl-worthy, but after that you get used to it?

[Leah]

....wonder why witch doctors are always throwing virgins into volcanoes, and not dirty old men?

...To have the god or gods accept a pure person instead of one that isn't?

[ER]

...Elvis loved sequins and his mother; Liberace loved sequins and his mother; Kaiser Wilhelm hated sequins and his mother. Ergo I foresee a major wardrobe change next time I take my son clothes shopping.

[ER]

...ever notice when you're alone in a dark forest a mile from home thinking deep thoughts, there's something spooky about the sound of approaching footsteps?