Tavern Tales.

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Alex "Clare, check the bottom entry out."

[Alex]

Game. Dungeons & Dragons.

Martin to Dave "You stand about ten feet away and then threaten him with your ten foot shaft."

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Caroline "I'd like to see those buggies get up the stairs... Oh damn, we're on the ground floor.

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Wez. "I am going to put my hand in my pocket but also grab my weapon."

[Alex]

Game: Call Of Cthulhu.

Martin "He's going to get Mr Jiggly with it."

[Alex]

Game. Dungeons & Dragons.

Caz "I know there is a reason Graham married you, but I don't know what it is."

Clare "It's because of the funny faces I make and some other stuff."

Caz "I don't think I want to know about the other stuff."

Dave "I don't think I want to know about when you make the funny faces..."

[Alex]

Game: Call of Cthulhu.

Bev "You have no idea how many times I've been in a cab with my legs akimbo."

[Alex]

Game: All Flesh Must Be Consumed.

Martin to Caz "The thing staggers after you, unsure on its feet and slipping on your wet patch."

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Caz "What is the S&M for, extra damage?"

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Martin "You mean the big hairy thing is on the floor eating Dick?"

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare (During her first ever rpg) "I CAN'T FIND THE KILL BALD EAGLE SKILL!"

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "I will go down first."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Calvin "It was goingto come out my nose, I had to swallow!"

[Alex]

Game: All Flesh Must Be Consumed.

Martin "There is a roar from inside the cabin and you are covered in a sticky fluid."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "I have been on my own all day and now my fingers are sore."