Tavern Tales.

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Caz to Clare "I am so glad you decided to swallow."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Martin to James "The six armed man comes all over you."

[Alex]

Game: All Flesh Must Be Consumed.

Martin to Clare. "You have a good stroke, no wait I mean streak.

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

p**s Poor Pete to Alex "I don't know what I'd be without you to keep me straight."

Alex to Pete "Bent?"

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Alex "Pete gave me a good one earlier."

[Alex]

Game: Sean....

Sean. "I only do boys."

Sean. "I only ever go down."

Sean "ANALSTORM!"

Sean "Will you enchant my ring?"

Sean "Fartlick."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Sean. "I managed to swallow the man's big load."

Alex to Garry about Sean "You see him surrounded by men with big axes and jugs."

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Clare "Caroline has moist & I have bizarely posed charred bodies."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "Use him as bait and when he is dead he'll be dead bait. If we have 6 or 7 prisoners then they will be mass dead bait (say the last three word together quickly).

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

"Clare I can do six at once."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

"I am going to corrupt some choir boys."

[Alex]

Game: Shadowrun.

Alex "If you are lucky she will cut it off."

Garry "If you aren't she will leave it in."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "I am going to take a stick and carve notches into it all along the length. One for each kill."

Alex "Oh thank the gods, I though you were making it ribbed.

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "If a rabbit had bitten me I'd have died. I never expected to die by rabbit. Well not in that way anyway."

[Alex]

Games: Dungeons & Dragons.

James "I touch it, I twidde with it."