Tavern Tales.

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Mother Shabubu "I look around for a toy to amuse myself with."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Graham "I play with my great club."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Clare "I do random stuff. I don't just take, I give too."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

James to Clare "If you are putting your personal pleasure before our safety..."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

James "I am not well endowed."

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

Garry "I have a friend downstairs and a large chest."

[Alex]

Game: World Of Warcraft RPG.

Alex to Clare "Clare, you have a smoking hole."

[Alex]

Game: World of Warcraft RPG.

Garry "I'll take one infront and one behind."

[Alex]

Game: World of Warcraft online.

Kristi to Alex "Can you imagine the panic attack I'd have the first time my head was under balls."

[Alex]

Game: World of Warcraft Online.

Kristi to the Guild "I'd like to thank the women of Home of the Ghost Lords for breaking in Alex for me."

[Alex]

Game: World of Warcraft online.

Kristi to Alex "But I don't know how to go down!"

[Alex]

Game: Dungeons & Dragons.

James "You go down in the dark and I'll guide you in from behind."

[ER]

Game: World Of Warcraft RPG.

Alex to Clare "Clare, you have a smoking hole."

It should really stop, that habit is just as dangerous for holes.