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THE OFFICIAL BADMOVIES.ORG INSULT WAR!!

Started by indianasmith, September 16, 2018, 06:43:26 PM

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indianasmith

OK, rules first!

1.  This is NOT personal.  It's not a place to start a flame war with a member you don't like; it's a place to post fun, creative put-downs to each other with karma points going to the most clever/original/amusing jabs or exchanges.
2.  Anybody can string together a bunch of obscenities; let's keep it PG or so and be creative instead of obscene.  No f-bombs or words you can't say on network television (although George Carlin's list of "7 Words You Can't Say on TV" is down to only 2 or 3 now).
3.  Extra points for good alliteration ("You moldy mass of malodorous monkey manure!")
4.  Have fun . . . you insufferable douche nuggets!   :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!

That's about as insulting as I can imagine.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Allhallowsday

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 16, 2018, 11:08:50 PM
TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!

That's about as insulting as I can imagine.
Indy may be a BONEHEAD but he is NO Trump supporter.  Pardon me if you know that.   :thumbup:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 17, 2018, 12:28:01 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 16, 2018, 11:08:50 PM
TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!

That's about as insulting as I can imagine.
Indy may be a BONEHEAD but he is NO Trump supporter.  Pardon me if you know that.   :thumbup:

I was making an unaimed insult.  I knew he opposed the POtuS,  he had said so.  I was making an insult that was not aimed at any individual but just an insult to post an insult, as the thread seems to call for,  it was not an attack on anyone here,  hjust as i'm not attackibg you as ler tbe thread rules.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

Since Indy is something of a scholar, I hope you appreciate this one...

Pessime et nequissime!
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

Good one . . . you impertinent underwear sniffer!!!


(Sven - to keep it light we might want to shy away from political insults, just sayin' - you ignorant insect eater!)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 17, 2018, 12:28:01 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 16, 2018, 11:08:50 PM
TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!

That's about as insulting as I can imagine.
Indy may be a BONEHEAD but he is NO Trump supporter.  Pardon me if you know that.   :thumbup:

Thank you, you dimwitted Wonka wannabe!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Alex

You are the only person I have ever met who could remake Boxing Helena and make it less interesting.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Leah

You are all off brand waffles from a third world country.
yeah no.

Alex

Oh, I'd suggest possibly adding a rule that anyone who doesn't post on this thread doesn't get any insults directed at them, but if you post here then all is fair in love or war.

Of course if you weren't an insufferable illiterate immodest ignoramus you'd have thought that one up by yourself.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

That goes without saying, you pustulent protuberance from a porcupine's prostate!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Alex

Don't try and steal my idea and claim it for your own you beastly bible bashing bottom burper!
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Allhallowsday

Babbling bilious bonehead booby bastard... 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!