A or B?

[ER]

B. The Beatles!

A. Scrappy Doo
or
B. Cousin Oliver?

[Svengoolie 3]

Scrappy,  I like puppies. More than kids.

A. Atheists.. B. Agnostics.

[ER]

B. Agnostics. There's humility in admitting your ignorance of the unknowable.

A. Travolta or B. Cruise?

[Leah]

Travolta. Cruise rubs me off the wrong way for a reason.

You are unfortunately made to watch a terrible children's film. Do you watch:
A) a 51 minute film that looks like a group of pedos made it with a horny narrator (Fun In Balloonland)
B) a 70 minute film made up entirely of still shots with a narrator voicing everyone (A Christmas Elf (Named Calvin))

[Svengoolie 3]

A. I could imagine doing terrible things to the pedos.


A. Watching the rankin bass lord of the rings cartoons. B. Getting a colonoscopy.

[RCMerchant]

A. I'll watch the cartoons.
A. Camel or B. Lucky Strike?

[claws]

Neither. Marlboro 

a.) Pumpkin pie or b.) Pecan pie

[Leah]

Both,but mostly Pumpkin pie

Pie or Cake

[RCMerchant]

Both,but mostly Pumpkin pie

Pie or Cake

Oh Pecan! or better- Sweet Potato Pie!
A. Pie! I worked at a pie filling factory. I like pie.
A. Butter on a baked potato or B. Sour Cream

[claws]

Butter of course!

a.) stung by a hornet or b.) stung by a wasp

[ER]

B. Wasp

A. Ice cream headache for five minutes or B. Get your finger stuck at the doctor's?

[Alex]

B. Wasp

A. Ice cream headache for five minutes or B. Get your finger stuck at the doctor's?

Before I answer I'd like to know exactly what at the doctors I am sticking my finger in?

[ER]

I really wish I could give you good karma for that too, Dark Alex.

[Svengoolie 3]

Ice cream headache.  It'd give me an excuse. To yell at people.

Your new neighbor is either. A. A survivalist extremist.  Or B.  A total hippie.

[ER]

B. Hippeee, maaan.

A. Eaten by a pride of lions or B. Fall off the Empire State Building?