I miss my fangs and full eye red contacts...

[Svengoolie 3]

"Lord,  how have I come to this?  I can't believe I wish I was still playing Dracula right now... "

[The Burgomaster]

"Wrapped up like a douche . . ."

[Svengoolie 3]

"Oh, the ass on that redhead....!  And if I even look at it my wife will kill me. I don't dare even get a stiffy in this outfit,  everyone would see it.  "

[Flangepart]

I look like a tube of Goth toothpaste...Oh, how the mighty have fallen

[Svengoolie 3]

"My agent said this was going to be another Star Wars,  and I was going to be the cool villain like Earth Vader.   Oh,  how i'm going to make him suffer... "