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RCMerchant · October 02, 2018, 12:24:45 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on October 01, 2018, 06:21:02 PM
Who do you admire most in this world?

Hmmm...I gotta think that over ...

Bela Lugosi.
(who did you think I was gonna say? Da Vinci? Harry Truman? )

RCMerchant · October 02, 2018, 12:38:10 AM

Oh yeah- I gotta ask a question...hmmm...

If by some weird cosmic thing- you could become a God, would you?

indianasmith · October 02, 2018, 06:12:15 AM

No. I don't have HIS patience.

ER · October 02, 2018, 08:09:58 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on October 02, 2018, 12:38:10 AM
Oh yeah- I gotta ask a question...hmmm...

If by some weird cosmic thing- you could become a God, would you?

Sounds like a lotta work but sure I'd give it a stab, though my luck I'd wind up goddess of bus station restroom stalls.

ER · October 02, 2018, 08:11:24 AM

What was the best thing you ever did? The thing that makes you proudest.

Trevor · October 02, 2018, 10:26:23 AM

Quote from: ER on October 02, 2018, 08:11:24 AM
What was the best thing you ever did? The thing that makes you proudest.

Career wise: assisting on an Oscar winning documentary.

Alex · October 02, 2018, 10:58:31 AM

Why do important emails keep disappearing?

ER · October 02, 2018, 11:04:51 AM

Quote from: Dark Alex on October 02, 2018, 10:58:31 AM
Why do important emails keep disappearing?

Answer: They are a sign of the slips and slides we all undergo between the infinite dimensions that are part of the fabric of multiversal reality. No biggie.

Question: Could my daddy beat up your daddy?

Alex · October 02, 2018, 11:19:37 AM

Quote from: ER on October 02, 2018, 11:04:51 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 02, 2018, 10:58:31 AM
Why do important emails keep disappearing?

Answer: They are a sign of the slips and slides we all undergo between the infinite dimensions that are part of the fabric of multiversal reality. No biggie.

Question: Could my daddy beat up your daddy?

I suspect he could, and if he wants to give it a go I am more than happy to give him a crowbar to help your daddy out. I may want to sit, munch some popcorn and watch the mayhem though.

RCMerchant · October 02, 2018, 11:35:27 AM

Quote from: ER on October 02, 2018, 08:11:24 AM
What was the best thing you ever did? The thing that makes you proudest.

Raise 2 good children.

ER · October 02, 2018, 01:43:38 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on October 02, 2018, 11:35:27 AM
Quote from: ER on October 02, 2018, 08:11:24 AM
What was the best thing you ever did? The thing that makes you proudest.
Raise 2 good children.

World's greatest answer, RC!

ER · October 02, 2018, 01:57:56 PM

If you could go back in time and punch any one person from your life in the nose, who would it be?

indianasmith · October 02, 2018, 06:17:57 PM

Quote from: ER on October 02, 2018, 08:11:24 AM
What was the best thing you ever did? The thing that makes you proudest.

Help a skeptical friend find her way back to faith.

Trevor · October 02, 2018, 09:11:41 PM

Quote from: ER on October 02, 2018, 01:57:56 PM
If you could go back in time and punch any one person from your life in the nose, who would it be?

My biological parents for throwing me away like a piece of s**t

ER · October 03, 2018, 02:04:55 PM

Revenge is a dish best served:

A. Among friends.

B. With a bacterial cream sauce.

C. In the dark.

D. Psychologically.

Also D. Only demented pussies get revenge, I forgive and wait for God to cast the son of a b itch into blazing Hellfire where he shall writhe eternally amid screams and pleas and endless pain because I'm holy that way.