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MOTHERf**kER!

Started by RCMerchant, October 04, 2018, 04:04:33 PM

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RCMerchant

This guy from some company came to my house and tried to get me to sign some papers about the Consumer Gas bill plan.
I told him
"I can't. It's not in my name."
"Do you live here?
"Yes but the gas bill is in Tiana's name. I can't sign for her. She has to read them papers. Come over tomorrow."
"I can't. I'm off until Monday."
"Then call her Monday."
"Can you call her?"
" I can, but I won't. She's out and about. I ain't gonna bug her."
" I guess you don't care very much for her."

That just "WTF?"ed me. p**sed me right the f**k off.

" f**k you. Get the f**k outta here. Don't come back."
" Oh don't worry, I will!."
The guy said that last quote as he was backing up out of the drive way.

GRRRR!  :hatred:
MOTHERf**kER.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Svengoolie 3

Totally good for you,  RC! you didn't let someone push you around.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

Motherf**ker pulled up in my yard. Telling me what to do?
While I'm drunk? On Tiana's weekend???
Not gonna happen.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

ER

"Yeah, you can come back, but I can't guarantee someone won't pour a five-pound bag of sugar in your gas tank while you're here."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.