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Smokey and the Bandit

Started by The Burgomaster, September 07, 2018, 04:50:39 PM

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The Burgomaster



                                                                                            "Hey, Bandit. I think I just felt your airbag inflate."







"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

retrorussell

Is this a stick shift or are you just happy to see me?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75



If  you thought texting while driving was bad wait til you see f**king while driving.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Leah

Miss, this isn't what I meant by giving road head.
yeah no.

sprite75

Hey John, would a guy going past at 90 with woman in his lap interest you?

Nah, we're just looking for the all weirdos going 10-200.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.