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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

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ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

Today at lunch I asked my almost father in law why his (semi-estranged) wife was yelling at him yesterday morning outside the restaurant we all went to for breakfast after church.

Him: She wants me to join her on the trip to Jerusalem she's doing next spring.

Me: She yelled at you to get you to go to Jerusalem with her?

Him: Yes, she was shouting at me all red in the face that we'd have such a lovely trip together.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

Swim boy just told me he wants to eat another man's snake.

There are several ways I could interpret that and I have no idea which one is the right one. And I am not going to ask in case he tells me.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Dark Alex on October 08, 2018, 01:31:43 PM
Swim boy just told me he wants to eat another man's snake.

There are several ways I could interpret that and I have no idea which one is the right one. And I am not going to ask in case he tells me.
Ummmmm.......?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Quote from: ER on October 08, 2018, 03:18:51 PM
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 08, 2018, 01:31:43 PM
Swim boy just told me he wants to eat another man's snake.

There are several ways I could interpret that and I have no idea which one is the right one. And I am not going to ask in case he tells me.
Ummmmm.......?

His exact words were "I really want to eat this guys snake."
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Dark Alex on October 08, 2018, 03:29:30 PM
Quote from: ER on October 08, 2018, 03:18:51 PM
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 08, 2018, 01:31:43 PM
Swim boy just told me he wants to eat another man's snake.

There are several ways I could interpret that and I have no idea which one is the right one. And I am not going to ask in case he tells me.
Ummmmm.......?

His exact words were "I really want to eat this guys snake."

As an animal lover I really hope he restrains himself from eating that man's snake.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Dark Alex on October 08, 2018, 03:29:30 PM
Quote from: ER on October 08, 2018, 03:18:51 PM
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 08, 2018, 01:31:43 PM
Swim boy just told me he wants to eat another man's snake.

There are several ways I could interpret that and I have no idea which one is the right one. And I am not going to ask in case he tells me.
Ummmmm.......?

His exact words were "I really want to eat this guys snake."

Maybe it was a game reference?  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid_3:_Snake_Eater
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

It is a morning of rain as chilled as the heart of Nessie in January.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

Does anybody know how to make the old Intel Indeo Video codec work with windows 10?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Svengoolie 3

Quote from: LilCerberus on October 15, 2018, 03:31:38 PM
Does anybody know how to make the old Intel Indeo Video codec work with windows 10?

Run as admin?

Run in comparability mode?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

Nevermind Dubai, did you guys know this is going on in Lagos, Nigeria, a megalopolis of 22,000,000? People talk about the Asian century, but I think Africa just might give it a run for its money.

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What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

I wonder if I should make loads of posts to see if I can beat ER to Krakenhood, just for the bragging rights?  :twirl:
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.