The alien plan failed...

[Svengoolie 3]

The Lesbians from Mars believed their luminous dildo helmets would attract human women to aid them in their invasion of earth.

[retrorussell]

Invasion of the Lite Brite Women

[sprite75]

The new proposed First Order Stormtrooper armor.

[Svengoolie 3]

The lien invasion was going as planned until a very astute  observer deduced the invaders had an irrational and overwhelming terror of the dark.  Once a sonic device was created that produced a note which shattered their helmet light arrays during a night battle the war was won.

[LilCerberus]

While the armor was superior, the sconce ray couldn't hold a candle to the Zippo Windproof ray!

[sprite75]

Meanwhile Captain James T. Kirk is looking at the weapon the lady is holding with covetous desire.

[Svengoolie 3]

Still better armor than a stormtrooper...