What are you doing right now?

[ER]

I had a story title pop in my head this morning while I was throwing an iron out the kitchen window:

Hell's a***ole.

[ER]

Pondering the strange trajectory of my life, from future Ph.D in biology, to someone whose job frequently involves placating drug-addicted German artists via advances of money, with a stint in the middle working on an Air Force base during wartime. I betcha not many from my Archdiocesan high school can say that, lol.

[Trevor]

Looking for mature grannies in satin lingerie 

[Alex]

Wondering if I have dropped enough hints that I'd like a DAK army as a present, and trying not to close my eyes because then I might see in my minds eye what Trevor is looking for.

Must not blink, must not blink, must not blink, must not blink....


EVER AGAIN!

[Trevor]

Wondering if I have dropped enough hints that I'd like a DAK army as a present, and trying not to close my eyes because then I might see in my minds eye what Trevor is looking for.

Must not blink, must not blink, must not blink, must not blink....


EVER AGAIN!

You can open them: I found what I was looking for:

[Alex]

Wondering if I have dropped enough hints that I'd like a DAK army as a present, and trying not to close my eyes because then I might see in my mind's eye what Trevor is looking for.

Must not blink, must not blink, must not blink, must not blink...


EVER AGAIN!

You can open them: I found what I was looking for:

Did you ever see her being interviewed on the Graham Norton Show where they phoned up some guy in South Africa who had a website and claimed to be her biggest fan. You could hear him masturbating on the phone line?


Holy crap... Some South African guy...

[Trevor]

Did you ever see her being interviewed on the Graham Norton Show where they phoned up some guy in South Africa who had a website and claimed to be her biggest fan. You could hear him masturbating on the phone line?


Holy crap... Some South African guy...

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I wonder who that could be? 

Seriously, ever since I saw her in the remake of The Big Sleep, I've had a crush on her. 

[Trevor]

Wishing some nice person would chuck a bucket of ice cold water over me: I do not know Pretoria to be this

[Alex]

It is a cool 4 degrees c here Trevor, feeling colder than that though with the wind chill.

[Trevor]

Back at work and catching up: it's quite cool here this morning and our feral cats are yowling. 

[Trevor]

4:07 pm Friday afternoon: going home to my lonely life for the weekend. 

[Alex]

Take the cats home with you for the weekend?

[Rev. Powell]

My Amazon account has been hacked. Amazon customer service is the worst. Have to call back multiple times to try to fix simple problems. 

[Trevor]

p**sed off with my retirement annuity people: all I want to do is to cancel one policy so that I can give my mom some money FFS! 

[ER]

Lawts and lawts of paperwork relating to the new semester's interns. I keep getting older, these kids stay the same age.