The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ER]

Babies are God's affirmation that the human race should go on another generation.

[RCMerchant]

Babies are God's affirmation that the human race should go on another generation.

And they're easy to load off trucks! All you need is a pitchfork!
And you know when they're clean, because the washer quits thumping!

[Leah]

Do babies have like an inexhaustible supply of energy? Could this be tapped in some way to power the national grid?

If we could come up with a way to turn noise into power you'd be right. I was in a target store earlier thus week and some damn baby/toddler was screaming at the top of its damn lungs. I literally could hot stand it, the sound was making my ears bleed. I went away from a section I wanted to check and as soon as i headed in that direction another little blob of snot srated in just the same right where I was headed. I was forced to flee the store, the pain in my ears was unbearable.

Why does this seem like bait?

[Rev. Powell]

The radio is relentlessly playing christmas songs. I always find it slightly odd just how many of these songs are depressing. I did manage to make it all the way to the 13th before having to listen to Wham's 'Last Christmas' dirge.

I've always liked The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's Fairytale of New York.

I remember seeing them perform that on Top of the Pops when it first came out. Now I feel really old. Cheers Trev. :P

I really liked that one in college and still listen to it.

[Leah]

Guys, if you have a female acquaintance who's in heels/wedges and are on a bar hopping trip that's 2-3 miles long, expect yourself to do a lot more the next day. I did that in wedges and my legs/feet hurt.

[Alex]

That moment when you hear a song you've not heard since you were a child and only now realise it was about sex.

[Rev. Powell]

That moment when you hear a song you've not heard since you were a child and only now realise it was about sex.

"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?"

On a related note, my nephew used to think "I Like Big Butts" was a hilarious novelty song at about age 6.

[Alex]

It was a disco number. I think the name was Ring my Bell.

[Alex]

Ah, many a true word...


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[Alex]

Life is a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

[Alex]

70's disaster films really should not get remakes.

[Alex]

Why do women ask if a dress makes their bum look big if they only get upset when you answer yes.

Mind you, I do remember once replying to an old girlfriend "No, your butt is that size normally." This was not the reply she was looking for.

[indianasmith]

We got an unexpected Christmas present this morning - newborn kids from one of our goats.  They are boy twins, so we named them Luke and Matthew.

[ER]

Perfect love is like ghosts, everyone has heard stories, but few have direct experience. Better to love in the face of flaws, and hope the same in return.

[Alex]

Happy boxing day everyone, may all your celebrating and joy long into the new year and beyond.