Bad movies that might as well be pornos

[I luv dolma]

C'mon folks! Which movies are packed with nudity and sex!

Zombie Lake and Deathstalker are 2 that come to mind immediatly.

[Brother Ragnarok]

How about Lord of the G-Strings?  Wait, that was mean to be a porno.  Flesh Gord...no.   Alice in Wonderl...crap.

Brother R

[JohnL]

The Killer Eye.
Head of the Family
The Cheerleaders

[Chopper]

haha, Caligula was the 1st one that popped in my head just from reading your subject line. **warning** very sleazy flick. if you're a dude don't watch it with the wife present. the actors are even embaressed to this day to have their name on it because the producer worked for penthouse and he tacked on a bunch of sex scenes after the movie was done being filmed with them in it.

[Daniel Johnson]

I luv dolma wrote:

> C'mon folks! Which movies are packed with nudity and sex!
>
> Zombie Lake and Deathstalker are 2 that come to mind
> immediatly.

   Speaking of Deathstalker, which dvd is better the seperate 1 and 2 or when there both jammed on one disc, are there any extras? And when is 3 going to come out on DVD!

[raj]

I got Deathstalker 1 & 2 separately, and there are no real extras (trailers for the movies & one screen bios don't count in my book.)  The transfers are ok, but not great.  Don't know about the two-on-one version, but I doubt that one would be better.

[Daniel Johnson]

raj wrote:

> I got Deathstalker 1 & 2 separately, and there are no real
> extras (trailers for the movies & one screen bios don't count
> in my book.)  The transfers are ok, but not great.  Don't know
> about the two-on-one version, but I doubt that one would be
> better.

   Thanks for the info, I'll have to check them out.

[I luv dolma]

Deathstalker 2 has a commentary track by director Jim Wynorski and actor John Terelsky aka Deathstalker.

I don't own the first Stalker on DVD, only on VHS. I found it in my basement and that's how I discovered the series. I later got part 2 and 4 on DVD. Part 4, which is a pretty weak film, even for a b movie, is packed with trailors of the genre. (The Warrior and the Sorcerous, Amazons, Barbarian Queen 1 & 2, and so much more! But no commentary) You can download part 3 (the MST3K version) off of Kazaa.

[Cricket21a]

I just saw a movie called "The Lover".  It could more than likely pass as porno.  Lots of sex

[Stargazer]

A rather pointless horror movie gone wrong called "Dark Wolf"... werewolf porn... ewwwww.... maybe for those into furry porn...

[eeeee5]

Maybe the kung fu genre could be (soft-core) spoofed.
Think of "Wu Du"/"5 Deadly Venoms," various skills, a master, doing battle... quite interesting that no one has tried spoofing this genre in sexual terms... but maybe some one has.

[Andrew]

eeeee5 wrote:

> Maybe the kung fu genre could be (soft-core) spoofed.
> Think of "Wu Du"/"5 Deadly Venoms," various skills, a master,
> doing battle... quite interesting that no one has tried
> spoofing this genre in sexual terms... but maybe some one has.

They have, more than once too.  "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" might be more like a dark comedy, but it includes at least one kung fu sex battle.

[eeeee5]

Sorry I brought it up.