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Well I'm Seduced!

Started by ER, December 29, 2018, 12:02:52 PM

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ER

Accidentally clicked this in my junk mail folder and thought it was funny....

"My name is Audrey35. I so tired, and I really need new exciting
impressions: my guy does not anymore interested in my thirsty body. All I
desire ? is a major thrashing. I have experienced a hard weeks, even my new
hooters don?t make me relaxed. Please give me a hope. Help me a little bit!
My images you can find inside my profile. Ready for you!"


Well that's that, I'm turning gay!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

May she enjoy many a good thrashing if that is what she really wants lol.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Allhallowsday

Even her new hooters don't make her relaxed!   :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

Groovy, man!
My kinda goil!  :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

indianasmith

Sorry, I didn't mean to hit "Send to ALL" on that one.  :bluesad:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: ER on December 29, 2018, 12:02:52 PM
Accidentally clicked this in my junk mail folder and thought it was funny....

"My name is Audrey35. I so tired, and I really need new exciting
impressions: my guy does not anymore interested in my thirsty body. All I
desire ? is a major thrashing. I have experienced a hard weeks, even my new
hooters don?t make me relaxed. Please give me a hope. Help me a little bit!
My images you can find inside my profile. Ready for you!"


Well that's that, I'm turning gay!

Well, if you're interested in going that way I have to honestly say the scene in the classic adult movie "I like to watch" between little oral Annie and the maid was the most beautiful lesbian scene I've even seen in an adult movie,  and it's  followed by another lesbian scene between Lisa De Leeuw and Bridgete Monet.

Just don't watch the first scene with little oral Annie and the heating guy. It was gross.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 29, 2018, 08:02:33 PM
Quote from: ER on December 29, 2018, 12:02:52 PM
Accidentally clicked this in my junk mail folder and thought it was funny....

"My name is Audrey35. I so tired, and I really need new exciting
impressions: my guy does not anymore interested in my thirsty body. All I
desire ? is a major thrashing. I have experienced a hard weeks, even my new
hooters don?t make me relaxed. Please give me a hope. Help me a little bit!
My images you can find inside my profile. Ready for you!"


Well that's that, I'm turning gay!

Well, if you're interested in going that way I have to honestly say the scene in the classic adult movie "I like to watch" between little oral Annie and the maid was the most beautiful lesbian scene I've even seen in an adult movie,  and it's  followed by another lesbian scene between Lisa De Leeuw and Bridgete Monet.

Just don't watch the first scene with little oral Annie and the heating guy. It was gross.
Dam. This is a conversation killer.  :buggedout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

What's the big deal?  ER mentioned being seduced by lesbianism and I suggested if she was interested in it she check out the best lesbian scene I know of which features a lesbian seduction.

I think it was a very beautiful scene, well acted and filmed.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

#9
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 29, 2018, 10:16:48 PM
What's the big deal?  ER mentioned being seduced by lesbianism and I suggested if she was interested in it she check out the best lesbian scene I know of which features a lesbian seduction.

I think it was a very beautiful scene, well acted and filmed.

That's what I say about every porno film!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

I'm a bit more discriminate in my porn evaluations, and I like to watch was a classic. I didnct really like the end if the scene with little oral Annie and the guy but the rest was gold. Plus it introduced bridge Monet,  a legendary beauty.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 29, 2018, 11:15:39 PM
I'm a bit more discriminate in my porn evaluations, and I like to watch was a classic. I didnct really like the end if the scene with little oral Annie and the guy but the rest was gold. Plus it introduced bridge Monet,  a legendary beauty.

I honestly haven't seen much porn in my life but what I have encountered left me admiring its ability to separate storytelling from all vestiges of plot, rather as Claude Debussy liberated music from heavy classical form. Also where do they come up with those titles? Sheer genius, man, sheer genius.

Maybe sometime I'll tell y'all the story of the time Jimmy Flynt gave me his business card, lol.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 29, 2018, 11:15:39 PM
I'm a bit more discriminate in my porn evaluations, and I like to watch was a classic. I didnct really like the end if the scene with little oral Annie and the guy but the rest was gold. Plus it introduced bridge Monet,  a legendary beauty.
Well, try convincing a girlfriend who catches you watching porn about the cinematic talents of someone who p**ses on another person for a living that it's classy...
(to wit- Little Oral Annie is one of the less appealing performers in X films... I prefer Vanessa Del Rio...)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 30, 2018, 06:00:40 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 29, 2018, 11:15:39 PM
I'm a bit more discriminate in my porn evaluations, and I like to watch was a classic. I didnct really like the end if the scene with little oral Annie and the guy but the rest was gold. Plus it introduced bridge Monet,  a legendary beauty.
Well, try convincing a girlfriend who catches you watching porn about the cinematic talents of someone who p**ses on another person for a living that it's classy...
(to wit- Little Oral Annie is one of the less appealing performers in X films... I prefer Vanessa Del Rio...)

I don't recall Annie doing golden showers and would never  watch them if she did.  That revolts me. (Unlike you know what in the white house.) Her lesbian scenes were  generally very beautiful tho.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

#14
Yer right. I was thinking of Annie Sprinkle.  :lookingup:
Her name alone tells you 'this is gonna be gross'.  :buggedout:
There are things I don't want to ever see.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant