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Bible Verse of the Day

Started by Pacman000, January 05, 2019, 12:47:50 PM

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RCMerchant

I think there are many fascinating things in the Bible, and in all religions.
I think one should question everything. Even the things you DO believe in.

http://youtu.be/M3-oZk-eOzY
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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lester1/2jr

#106
indiana- the adulterous woman may be both authentic and not in the original versions. may have been part of the tradition but not written down in the versions of the various gospels as they were crafted.

Bart ehrman related a mistranslation from later on along the lines of "go now.... and sin more" which must have been italian

indianasmith

Quote from: lester1/2jr on January 16, 2019, 09:00:42 PM
indiana- the adulterous woman may be both authentic and not in the original versions. may have been part of the tradition but not written down in the versions of the various gospels as they were crafted.

Bart ehrman related a mistranslation from later on along the lines of "go now.... and sin more" which must have been italian

That's quite possible.
And oddly enough, when I was a teen, one of our Sunday School books actually misprinted the verse leaving out the word "no."
We all had a laugh over that!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

All I know for sure is, I've had an interesting and strange and wonderful life.
I never killed, robbed, or f**ked my neighbors wife. (Well, once I did. But she was f**king everybody.)
And I wouldn't wan't to go back and change anything.I have no regrets.

When I die, I reckon I'll know what it's all about.
Or I'll just be dead!  :drink:
If There is a Hell below-we're all gonna go!  :thumbup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#109
Quote from: Dark Alex on January 16, 2019, 03:38:22 PM
From what I read it was the whole second coming and the reincarnation of Jesus. Not a generalised reincarnation available to everyone in the Buddest sense. It was some years ago I was looking into it, but if you are interest...
Christ Pantocrator the newly risen Sun.  

 

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 16, 2019, 11:19:52 PM
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If There is a Hell below-we're all gonna go!  :thumbup:

In the Catholic faith you might only warrant Purgatory.  
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

#110
I don't give a f**k if I go to Hell. If I do- I do.
I don't believe in hell-if there is one- I ain't scared of it.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Pacman000


Rev. Powell

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 16, 2019, 11:19:52 PM

I never killed, robbed, or f**ked my neighbors wife. (Well, once I did. But she was f**king everybody.)


Hey, as long as you didn't covet her, you're good!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant



Sorry- I couldn't stop myself.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2019, 03:07:58 PM



Probably threaten to send anyone not giving him their Klondike bar to hell for eternity.


The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 17, 2019, 03:19:59 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2019, 03:07:58 PM



Probably threaten to send anyone not giving him their Klondike bar to hell for eternity.




"Why do you hate me? What good did I ever do to you?"

Okay, not from the Bible, but that is an old, old Jewish joke/saying I thought fit here.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

lester1/2jr

indiana - thats taking the water into wine quasi libertine interpretation too far

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr


ER

Proverbs 31:6 "Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish."

The ancient Hebrews were very, very hip.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.