Corrupt an old saying.

Svengoolie 3 · February 09, 2019, 01:19:38 AM

On another board someone made a post involving fried spam. I said "Spam. Don't knock it until you've fried it. "

Don't knock it until you've fried it.... Hmmmmm

Ok I totally corrupted an old saying. And did a funny job of it.

What old sayings can you corrupt?

ER · February 09, 2019, 01:58:21 PM

Labour isn't twerking.

indianasmith · February 09, 2019, 09:20:00 PM

When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss!!

Trevor · February 10, 2019, 03:55:30 AM

When in doubt: get the heck out!

Svengoolie 3 · February 10, 2019, 04:07:48 AM

Don't sell a man's shorts.

Svengoolie 3 · February 10, 2019, 04:08:40 AM

When in Rome, do as the goths do.

Svengoolie 3 · February 10, 2019, 04:09:26 AM

Rome wasn't sacked in a day.

Pacman000 · February 13, 2019, 03:38:25 PM

A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it has no hands.

A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it's a 24 hr clock.

A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it includes a calendar function.

Repeat a lie often enough & ...everyone will call you an idiot.

indianasmith · February 13, 2019, 05:50:53 PM

If at first you don't succeed, do as Romans do!

LilCerberus · February 13, 2019, 10:28:09 PM

If life gives you lemons, then you're probably going to have to start looking for another job soon.

LilCerberus · February 13, 2019, 10:30:09 PM

If a tree falls in a forest, then what did it fall out?

Flangepart · February 15, 2019, 03:01:41 PM

Don't count your turkeys before they're patched.

LilCerberus · February 15, 2019, 08:37:09 PM

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then you might wanna lay off the stuff for a bit....

retrorussell · February 15, 2019, 10:12:24 PM

Don't look a gift horse in the butt, or you'll get kicked.

Alex · February 16, 2019, 06:09:06 AM

Don't carry all your eggs in one basket. Get someone else to carry them for you instead.

Corrupt an old saying.

Pacman000