OK I'll Stop That

ER · February 10, 2019, 06:35:17 PM

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LilCerberus · February 10, 2019, 06:37:49 PM

Thank You.

ER · February 10, 2019, 06:39:17 PM

Oh, blah, some of you think I'm actually serious about the Kraken thing. Honestly, I'm not, just jerking some chains in the spirit of....playground love. Surely some of you went through playground love, right? Some boy yanks your pigtail on the merry go round, you punch him in the crotch, at lunch you exchange ABC gum, it's all good. Later in high school he poops in your new car, you shoot his windows out. You laugh and make out under the bleachers. In college he submits a forged paper to your anthropology professor so you flunk the course, you plant cocaine in his gym bag, he goes to jail, you have sex when he's let out on probation. Life continues.

316zombie · February 10, 2019, 08:11:39 PM

if that's supposed to be funny, it isn't, ER.

ER · February 10, 2019, 10:05:32 PM

Did I get near the target if I was aiming for cynically Byronic world-weariness?

316zombie · February 11, 2019, 04:01:22 PM

no. what you did was glorify physical abuse as some kind of humor, ER. NOT FUNNY, NOT CYNICAL, just glorifying violence, period. NOT COOL.

ER · February 11, 2019, 04:12:57 PM

I think one way I've gotten through life is laughing at a lot of terrible things, including things that have happened to me. I thought I was uncommon that way until I befriended Jews and then I saw they were often a lot like that. Honestly a lot of humor is dark.

Besides, are you sure I wasn't citing a real relationship?

Anyway, thanks for your thoughts. Namaste, peace, good wishes, don't take any wooden nickles, don't eat yellow snow.

And watch out for teenage boys pooping in your car.

316zombie · February 11, 2019, 04:52:39 PM

that isn't a good coping mechanism, ask any shrink. i hope you find a better one soon.

ER · February 11, 2019, 04:58:24 PM

Darn, and here I been so nice to you, too.

ER · February 11, 2019, 05:03:16 PM

Quote from: 316zombie on February 11, 2019, 04:52:39 PM
that isn't a good coping mechanism, ask any shrink. i hope you find a better one soon.

I do agree violence is awful in reality and destroying problems you've created isn't a good tactic either. Seeing through what you've started, that's what responsible people do.

316zombie · February 12, 2019, 12:07:39 AM

Quote from: ER on February 11, 2019, 04:58:24 PM
Darn, and here I been so nice to you, too.

ah, i see. you WEREN'T sincere. i WAS. i don't troll on THIS board.

ER · February 12, 2019, 12:18:48 AM

I thought I was being nice to you.

RCMerchant · February 12, 2019, 12:30:49 AM

Quote from: ER on February 12, 2019, 12:18:48 AM
I thought I was being nice to you.

You wouldn't know nice if it walked up to you and kicked you in the ass.

Svengoolie 3 · February 12, 2019, 06:22:29 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on February 12, 2019, 12:30:49 AM
Quote from: ER on February 12, 2019, 12:18:48 AM
I thought I was being nice to you.

You wouldn't know nice if it walked up to you and kicked you in the ass.

And it would, too.

316zombie · February 12, 2019, 04:17:49 PM

you said you were being nice to sven too, while you were , by your own admission, playing him. you can't play ME, evvie.