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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Trevor

Quote from: Dark Alex on February 10, 2019, 07:57:50 AM
Anyone who thinks computers will replace books has never tried wiping their arse with a kindle.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I needed that!  :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Dark Alex on February 09, 2019, 02:13:28 PM
Just came across a Bela Lugosi film I've not seen before. 'Black Dragons' it's called.

Yeah, it's not very good-but hey-It's got Bela...
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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ER

This young woman I hired is really giving me the creeps. She wants to enter the funeral industry, which is fine, but her jokes about "alone time at my uncle's funeral home with hot guys who die" are twanging my nerves and she's said that several times about two different people, and that's.... I am seriously rethinking her. Necrophilia is outside my comfort zone.

She ain't even in House Hlaalu.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Quote from: ER on February 11, 2019, 11:31:13 AM
This young woman I hired is really giving me the creeps. She wants to enter the funeral industry, which is fine, but her jokes about "alone time at my uncle's funeral home with hot guys who die" are twanging my nerves and she's said that several times about two different people, and that's.... I am seriously rethinking her. Necrophilia is outside my comfort zone.

She ain't even in House Hlaalu.

I know a really awful true story involving that. Remind me never to tell you it, unless I already have.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Kristi just told her friends that she sleeps through my alarm clock in the mornings.

Humpf, what actually happens is that I like to let her sleep and have taught myself to wake up five minutes before my alarm clock goes off, which I will then shut off and get up.

Nice to know all my efforts here has been noticed and appreciated.  :bluesad:
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Dark Alex on February 11, 2019, 03:58:32 PM
Quote from: ER on February 11, 2019, 11:31:13 AM
This young woman I hired is really giving me the creeps. She wants to enter the funeral industry, which is fine, but her jokes about "alone time at my uncle's funeral home with hot guys who die" are twanging my nerves and she's said that several times about two different people, and that's.... I am seriously rethinking her. Necrophilia is outside my comfort zone.

She ain't even in House Hlaalu.

I know a really awful true story involving that. Remind me never to tell you it, unless I already have.

Considering someone gave me the heebie-jeebies last night before bed with a true funeral story, I better remind you not to tell me.  :teddyr: I actually don't do death very well.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

316zombie


Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

I just wish they were held responsible for the consequences of their actions.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Dark Alex on February 13, 2019, 04:36:56 AM
I just wish they were held responsible for the consequences of their actions.

Well,  see,  in america unless you openly advocate violence or harm or knowlingly commit fraud or intentional deception, you have fully protected free speech.  And if you advocate violence or murder under the name of religion you're protected too.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

I have the solution to everyone being so easily offended all the damn time.

Bring back duelling.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

316zombie

you and my bestie would get on famously, alex, lol!

Alex

Hope your valentines day goes better than the guys it was named after.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Finished watching Nightflyers. Found it interesting, but lacking a few things that could have made it so much better.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.