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Trevor

#210
February 18, 2019, 11:14:03 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 18, 2019, 09:14:43 AM
I bet this one has been mentioned before, but... watching Nascar, or any automobile race. I guess I can see how a few car nuts might be interested, but the relatively wide appeal of watching cars go around in a circle is baffling.

That crash though  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

LilCerberus

#211
February 18, 2019, 06:52:59 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 11, 2019, 10:56:23 PM
I don't get why they're making airsoft guns so powerful, you could kill something, but you can no longer get one of those spring action guns that shoots those soft mushy rubber pellets....

Okay, so I just found out the toy gun I was thinking of was the old Rayline Zebra II....
So, if airsoft leagues are going to be shooting at each other for fun, why can't you get those soft mushy pellets anymore?

I also figured out that the old Daisy & Crosman .177s, which we knew in our day were quite dangerous, are now being lumped in with airsoft guns, which I "thought" were supposed to be relatively harmless....

That, I tell ya, I just don't get!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

RCMerchant

#212
February 18, 2019, 07:09:19 PM Last Edit: February 18, 2019, 07:13:39 PM by RCMerchant
Quote from: Trevor on February 18, 2019, 11:14:03 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 18, 2019, 09:14:43 AM
I bet this one has been mentioned before, but... watching Nascar, or any automobile race. I guess I can see how a few car nuts might be interested, but the relatively wide appeal of watching cars go around in a circle is baffling.

That crash though  :buggedout:

The first thing I listed in this thread.  :wink:
f**k NASCAR!
I reckon it would be fun sitting in the stands s**t faced drunk with cars so loud it's like a rock concert-but watching it on TV-dam. I't like watching a dog chasing it's own tail, but not as fun.
Unless, of course, a car crashes!
After f**king with it for so long-after the first crash, I would smoke a cigarette and pass out.

Now watching homegrown cars race in a crash up-derby at the Fair is fantastic! I took my kids to 4 of them!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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RCMerchant

#213
February 18, 2019, 07:51:41 PM
I don't get if ants even know we exist.
Except in the movie THEM!
Are we Gods to ants? Or do they know wtf is going on? And hey just deal with it? Like we may be-....MoooHoooHhahaha!

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Svengoolie 3

#214
February 18, 2019, 08:23:55 PM
Ants likely see humans as a form of  natural  disaster.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

LilCerberus

#215
February 27, 2019, 03:58:11 PM
Why is it, every time I've gone to the hospital for the stomach flu, they want to check me for a heart attack & not the stomach flu?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Leah

#216
February 27, 2019, 04:24:40 PM
NASCAR, along with drag racing, is more "imagine yourself in the driver seat" type deal, unlike F1 or Rally.
yeah no.

316zombie

#217
February 27, 2019, 08:37:23 PM
how come you can't get a box of JUST cherry popsicles anymore? you can get JUST banana, it's not fair!

LilCerberus

#218
February 27, 2019, 09:13:16 PM
Every time my parents come snooping, they talk about the parking break on my car like it's the eighth deadly sin, but won't say why it shouldn't be used...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#219
February 28, 2019, 04:52:06 PM
 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Why anybody would want to "Meet Momo"! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Svengoolie 3

#220
February 28, 2019, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 27, 2019, 03:58:11 PM
Why is it, every time I've gone to the hospital for the stomach flu, they want to check me for a heart attack & not the stomach flu?
In america it's so they can bill you out the ass for tests you don't need.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

AoTFan

#221
February 28, 2019, 05:19:10 PM

Cigarettes.

I mean, you have to really WORK to enjoy those things. Granted, I know some people start on them because people sitting down with a cigarette are less likely to be assigned work duties than someone just sitting down (like in the military or something) but come on, does anyone ever really pick up their first cigarette and go, (sharp inhale), "WHOA!!  This is great!!  I wonder if these come in cherry flavor!!" 

RCMerchant

#222
February 28, 2019, 07:43:21 PM
Pickled pig's feet. Ugh!
My step Grandfather Bonarski was a big fat slob, who sat at the Thanksgiving table drunk in his underwear slobbering f**king pickled pigs feet in his maw!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

FatFreddysCat

#223
February 28, 2019, 09:08:02 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 28, 2019, 07:43:21 PM
Pickled pig's feet. Ugh!
My step Grandfather Bonarski was a big fat slob, who sat at the Thanksgiving table drunk in his underwear slobbering f**king pickled pigs feet in his maw!

Oh Gawd, my father loved those damn things. He'd sit and munch on'em while watching TV in the evenings. The smell of the brine would stink up the living room. I'd ask "how the hell can you eat those things? Don't you know what pigs stand around in all day?" :D
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Alex

#224
March 01, 2019, 05:14:16 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on February 28, 2019, 09:08:02 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 28, 2019, 07:43:21 PM
Pickled pig's feet. Ugh!
My step Grandfather Bonarski was a big fat slob, who sat at the Thanksgiving table drunk in his underwear slobbering f**king pickled pigs feet in his maw!

Oh Gawd, my father loved those damn things. He'd sit and munch on'em while watching TV in the evenings. The smell of the brine would stink up the living room. I'd ask "how the hell can you eat those things? Don't you know what pigs stand around in all day?" :D

As much as I love bacon, I just can't imagine eating pigs trotters.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.
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