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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

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Svengoolie 3

An armadillo is just the tactical assault version of the possum.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

316zombie

i'm guessing you've never seen either one up close and personal then.  :thumbdown:

Alex

Quote from: 316zombie on April 04, 2018, 11:12:39 PM
why are there so MANY americans who don't understand the constitution or the bill of rights?

Always feel any bill of rights for any nation should also be accompanied by a bill of responsibilities.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Ordered some stickers for my WW2 Germans off ebay. What I got was a photocopied sheet of A5 paper that lacks... the stickiness I would associate with y'know STICKERS. The clue is in the name there. Anyway, I decided just to photocopy the sheet rather than order more as I am not paying £2 for half a sheet of plain paper again. The sender also sent me it in a second hand envelope that still had the original letter still inside, something about registering to vote in English parish elections.

My recent purchases off ebay in general have been disappointing in a variety of ways, mostly being not quite what is advertised (sometimes quite radically different from what was advertised) so I am going to be hip deep in negative feedback and demanding refunds. Kind of putting me off shopping there, although I've not had problems with the site before.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

Worried about my poor kitty cat Fortuna.  He got hit by a car and his tail is fractured and dislocated . . . and maybe his rectal muscles as well.  They are keeping him at the vet's office to see if he can still poop.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: indianasmith on April 04, 2019, 05:25:34 PM
Worried about my poor kitty cat Fortuna.  He got hit by a car and his tail is fractured and dislocated . . . and maybe his rectal muscles as well.  They are keeping him at the vet's office to see if he can still poop.

My deepest sympathy to you here,  Indy, and I hope your cat recovers.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Svengoolie 3

#1446
Btw this isn't something no one should care about.


Here's a pic of my special little buddy healing after a catfight let him with an abscess in his leg. I know what you're going thru.



The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Svengoolie 3

Hey Indy,  any news on your cat?  Fearing the worst and hoping for the best. (Crossed fingers)
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 06, 2019, 10:54:33 PM
Hey Indy,  any news on your cat?  Fearing the worst and hoping for the best. (Crossed fingers)

The vet is keeping him over the weekend, but so far he has had no bladder or bowel function.
Monday we have to make the decision of whether we want to "manage" his condition, or put him down.
I am honestly heartbroken over it.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

Quote from: indianasmith on April 06, 2019, 11:30:42 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 06, 2019, 10:54:33 PM
Hey Indy,  any news on your cat?  Fearing the worst and hoping for the best. (Crossed fingers)

The vet is keeping him over the weekend, but so far he has had no bladder or bowel function.
Monday we have to make the decision of whether we want to "manage" his condition, or put him down.
I am honestly heartbroken over it.

Really sorry to hear this Indy.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.


Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Rev. Powell

Headline I just saw that you couldn't possibly make up: "Jim Carrey's new painting enrages Benito Mussolini's granddaughter".
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Alex

I find something ironic about a man spending 7 years in the same building to avoid going to prison.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.