Things you just don't "get."

[LilCerberus]

Street sweepers............






I mean, what's wrong with the ground getting dirty?

[Svengoolie 3]

Street sweepers............






I mean, what's wrong with the ground getting dirty?

Gutters can get clogged resulting in street flooding during heavy rains.

[316zombie]

the foreclosure on my old house was official 2 weeks ago. today, my credit report is UP 33 points???

[LilCerberus]

Why is the DL-44 Blaster popular with right handed people, but only comes with a scope for left handed people?
And how come none of the rebels or space jockeys ever took it into the shop & tried to have it modified?

And how did I manage to go my entire life without knowing it was really a Mauser C-96 with a few cosmetic embellishments?

[Svengoolie 3]

Sine apparently solo always shot over open sights why did he keep the scope on it anyway?

Btw stormtrooper rifles were modified british sterling Mk 7 paratrooper SMGs.

[RCMerchant]

"Near" beer.
Why f**king drink beer if it ain't beer?

[Rev. Powell]

People in crowded grocery stores who block the narrow aisles by putting their cart right in the middle. How can you be so completely unaware of your surroundings?

[LilCerberus]

People in crowded grocery stores who block the narrow aisles by putting their cart right in the middle. How can you be so completely unaware of your surroundings?

Or when you say "Excuse me." and instead of moving, they just sort of twitch their buts.
What the **** is that?

[Alex]

People in crowded grocery stores who block the narrow aisles by putting their cart right in the middle. How can you be so completely unaware of your surroundings?

Or when you say "Excuse me." and instead of moving, they just sort of twitch their buts.
What the **** is that?

I only discovered people did this when I got married and went shopping with Kristi. More than one shopper has found me grabbing their trolly and moving it to the side so we can get past. Generally, they will look at me quite sheepishly and apologise.

[claws]

youtube recommendations, part 2.

I understand that youtube is basing their recommendations on my viewing habits. What I don't get is youtube recommending videos about obesity after watching a cooking food/recipe video. Not only that, the videos usually come with a gross/disgusting image. Is youtube trying to shame me for watching food videos?

[Trevor]

I don't get why I can never - and I mean never - find a clean spot on me undies   

[Alex]

I don't get why I can never - and I mean never - find a clean spot on me undies   

Normally, I'd recommond a stronger detergent , but in this case I'd suggest that you take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

[316zombie]

"Near" beer.
Why f**king drink beer if it ain't beer?

because i like the TASTE of beer, not so much the alcohol. i'm more than a little pizzed off that i can't by 3.2 beer anymore... from a business sense, yeah, they probably did the right thing, but now i can't find cheap  low alcohol beer at all, and DEFINITELY no cheap no alcohol beer!

[Rev. Powell]

Kurt Cobain worship. If he hadn't killed himself, would anyone think much about him today?

[Trevor]

Kurt Cobain worship. If he hadn't killed himself, would anyone think much about him today?

I remember reading his diaries: after the first couple of pages it was good but once I got into it, I felt like I was inside his mind which wasn't a good place to be IMO