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When you stop and think about it...

Started by Svengoolie 3, February 06, 2019, 07:17:19 PM

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Archivist

@Sven - The car in TMWTGG is a working model, I believe. It really is a flying car. But we're in the land where assassins kill with a golden bullet fired from a handgun, the Thai government lets a wanted criminal have an entire island, and someone as hot as Britt Ekland actually exists. Logic doesn't apply here.
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

Trevor

Quote from: Archivist on February 07, 2019, 07:21:46 PM
I like your thinking about Jaws. He's a scary movie villain but would be terrible as a hitman in real life.

Absurb are the slasher movies where:


  • the victims run upstairs to escape
    the victims think the killer is dead, but don't make sure of it
    the victims hear creepy noises outside the house at night and go outside, one by one, to investigate
    people think only one bullet will stop the killer

Percival Rubens' The Demon has the best example of this: terrified lady takes off all her clothes  :buggedout:, hides in the attic crawlspace, dresses up in a shower curtain and cap, stabs the killer to death after he clonks his head on a bathtub then runs out screaming.  :question:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Archivist on May 02, 2019, 01:11:12 AM
@Sven - The car in TMWTGG is a working model, I believe. It really is a flying car. But we're in the land where assassins kill with a golden bullet fired from a handgun, the Thai government lets a wanted criminal have an entire island, and someone as hot as Britt Ekland actually exists. Logic doesn't apply here.

Actually china owned scaramanga's island, he did a few jobs for them now and then as rent.

That I find completely real;istic.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Archivist

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 02, 2019, 01:57:18 PM
Quote from: Archivist on May 02, 2019, 01:11:12 AM
@Sven - The car in TMWTGG is a working model, I believe. It really is a flying car. But we're in the land where assassins kill with a golden bullet fired from a handgun, the Thai government lets a wanted criminal have an entire island, and someone as hot as Britt Ekland actually exists. Logic doesn't apply here.

Actually china owned scaramanga's island, he did a few jobs for them now and then as rent.

That I find completely real;istic.


Ahh you're right about China, I was thinking of the actual location of the island in real life. And yeah, that's pretty realistic.
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus