What are you wearing right now?

[RCMerchant]

I'm wearing my cop shoes, I aint got no sox on ( I ain't wild about sox), a pair of black work pants, no underwear at the moment, a Rob Zombie t-shirt, and a button-up sweater from 1968 from the Goodwill.
So what are you wearing-right now?

[Alex]

Slippers and a star wars house-coat. Got out my uniform and had Ash climbing up me so didn't get around to getting dressed.

[Rev. Powell]

Light blue polo shirt, navy polyester slacks, cool red white & blue socks, thick eyeglasses.

[The Burgomaster]

Just got home from work. Navy blue Dockers and a white T-shirt (I already took off my button-up shirt).

[LilCerberus]

clothes....
and reading glasses.....

[claws]

Sleep pants, boxers, plain dark blue t-shirt (never was a fan of printed shirts), socks and bathrobe. I should get dressed for work soon.

[RCMerchant]

P.J. pants with the Grinch on them, a button down short sleeve green plaid shirt.

[316zombie]

betty boop jammers, summerweight.

[Alex]

A bright orange thong.

[Trevor]

Sneakers
Shattered underpants
Someone's stolen shirt
Black jeans
Odd socks
A garter belt.

[RCMerchant]

A bright orange thong.

EGAHHH!  

[Alex]

A bright orange thong.

EGAHHH!  

I was wearing it to do my happy dance when I wiggle my butt and slap the cheeks.

[RCMerchant]

A bright orange thong.

EGAHHH!  

I was wearing it to do my happy dance when I wiggle my butt and slap the cheeks.

Where's a puke emoji when you need one? 

[Alex]

I could always video it and send you a copy. 

[RCMerchant]

I could always video it and send you a copy.  

I'll have a can of gasoline and some matches ready if you do.
Then I'll plow up the ground and sow it with salt.