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Say one sincerely good thing about a really bad movie.

Started by Svengoolie 3, May 18, 2019, 06:09:27 AM

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Svengoolie 3

Ok, nothing like "it wasn't longer" or "there wasn't a sequel". Sincerely good things onky.

Manos the hands of fate.  Well, the actor playing manos was believable as an insane fanatic cult leader,  he looked the part. Also the manos costume was visually striking.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Svengoolie 3

The Navy vs the night monsters. Well I could say Mamie van doren had great t!ts but I do say it HD to be sincereky good.

Ok,  the idea of the main creatures essentially switching survival modes to deal with anarticac's 6 month nights was fairly decent,  and at least they weren't just another radioactive mutant..
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

bob

the guy playing Chris in The Room is great

I really like the visuals in The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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LilCerberus

I always thought Huntress: Spirit Of The Night made good use of the scenery.....
And for all it's cliches, the disappearing wardrobe scene is probably the only time I've seen that cliche done right.
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indianasmith

The actor who played Abraham Lincoln in The Asylum's ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS ZOMBIES gave a much better performance than the fellow in the much higher budgeted ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE SLAYER!
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Trevor

Space Mutiny was photographed by a mentor of mine.  :smile: :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Svengoolie 3

Superman 4 tqfp was truly awful but at least dealt wth the issue of "Why don't  superheroes fix the whole world ?"
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Svengoolie 3

Night of the lepus actually had someone in charge of continuity. In a scene where a Winnebago is attacked at night by the giant rabbits a woman holds them at bay with road flares. As they burn low in her hand she throws them away and light new ones. later there is a model scene featuring the Winnebago, the terrain and rabbits, and the lighting has two dim, guttering red lights where the woman had thrown the low burning flares away. Ok, a little continuity there, some movies don;t get that much right. The mini makers actually put some pride and effort in their work.
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Alex

The song played as the credits roll in Warlock: The Armageddon (Something Wicked This Way Comes by Nuclear Assault).
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

The shock ending scene in Uncle Uwe Boll's Alone In the Dark: never saw that one coming.  :buggedout:
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Gabriel Knight

I never actually considered Troll 2 as a bad movie. I mean, it's silly, but it has some great and hilarious scenes. I consider it more like a parody that's very self aware of it's cheesyness. Why it has the tag of "worst movie ever" will always be a mistery to me, perhaps it's just because of the "oh my Gooood!" kid, I don't know...

The same goes for The Room. It's a terrible movie but not worst than any other romantic drama. Hell, it's actually better than stuff like 50 Shadows of Grey.

Personally, I believe it all started with some influencer saying that those movies were the worst ever, and everybody repeated it ad nauseam. Like Citizen Kane.
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zombie no.one

PIECES has some of the most gruesome gore of any horror movie I've ever seen. (I don't know if there was a VIPCO release but if so they probably cut it out).

Quote from: Gabriel Knight on May 21, 2019, 08:03:20 AM
I never actually considered Troll 2 as a bad movie. I mean, it's silly, but it has some great and hilarious scenes. I consider it more like a parody that's very self aware of it's cheesyness. Why it has the tag of "worst movie ever" will always be a mistery to me, perhaps it's just because of the "oh my Gooood!" kid, I don't know...

I agree, sort of... can't remember the character name but that one crazy evil woman, she is totally hamming it up deliberately. no question. but then again other characters and scenes seem to be unintentionally bad? it's a very uneven example of a bad movie.

LilCerberus

Couldn't stir up enough conversation about The Creep Behind The Camera a couple weeks ago, but there are times I found this story about a drug addict with a God complex relatable to having been raised by a drunken control freak.

It's this scene where Lois wakes up in the middle of the night to find Art passed out on the sofa with two other women. Then he wakes up & just gives her this glare. Of all the comedic to dramatic things they do to express just how evil AJ Nelson was, this one scene really does it for me.
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