Just picked a scab off of my bum

Trevor · May 29, 2019, 11:02:59 AM

Thought you all would like to know.

bob · May 29, 2019, 03:18:03 PM

Alex · May 29, 2019, 04:27:05 PM

I am not going to ask how you injured your bum.

The Burgomaster · May 29, 2019, 05:56:05 PM

Was it dry and crusty or moist and runny?

RCMerchant · May 29, 2019, 08:03:53 PM

It's too bad you can't reach your ass with your tounge, so you good lick the green pus!

Svengoolie 3 · May 29, 2019, 08:11:37 PM

It's not to nice to call them bums. They're economically impaired persons now.

Trevor · May 30, 2019, 05:41:15 AM

Quote from: Dark Alex on May 29, 2019, 04:27:05 PM
I am not going to ask how you injured your bum.

I've been walking a lot lately and I got a bit of chafing going on back there.

Seriously, I get two hours physical exercise a day which is a lot: I feel better and am less stressed so it's good.

Alex · May 30, 2019, 06:37:22 AM

Ok, these are a couple of tricks from when I used to run six hours a day five days a week. I'll let you figure out how much chafing that was. Either use a thin layer of vaseline, or get a couple of bits of toilet paper, wet them in cold water and stick them between your butt cheeks. If you do that though, don't make the paper so wet that it all runs down your leg and makes you look like you've shart yourself.

Trevor · May 30, 2019, 06:38:37 AM

Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 29, 2019, 05:56:05 PM
Was it dry and crusty or moist and runny?

Bit of all four

Trevor · May 30, 2019, 06:39:31 AM

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 29, 2019, 08:11:37 PM
It's not to nice to call them bums. They're economically impaired persons now.

Trevor · May 30, 2019, 06:40:57 AM

Quote from: Dark Alex on May 30, 2019, 06:37:22 AM
Ok, these are a couple of tricks from when I used to run six hours a day five days a week. I'll let you figure out how much chafing that was. Either use a thin layer of vaseline, or get a couple of bits of toilet paper, wet them in cold water and stick them between your butt cheeks. If you do that though, don't make the paper so wet that it all runs down your leg and makes you look like you've shart yourself.

The peeps on the bus would throw me off.

I walk about ten kilometres daily, so 50 km a week, not bad.

LilCerberus · May 30, 2019, 09:03:01 PM

Good for you.
Now put some disinfectant or something & a band aid on it before you find the wrong kind of stains on your underpants.

Trevor · May 31, 2019, 01:43:09 AM

Quote from: LilCerberus on May 30, 2019, 09:03:01 PM
Good for you.
Now put some disinfectant or something & a band aid on it before you find the wrong kind of stains on your underpants.

Too late!

bob · June 01, 2019, 10:54:10 AM

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