Worst bad movie team-ups ??

[me]

Anyone want to shoot out some of the worst b-movie tag teams you can think of?

WORST ANATOMY-TYPE MONSTER TEAM-UPS:
"The Killer Eye" and "The Brain that Wouldn't Die."

WORST SIZE DISCREPENCY FIGHT:
Dollman VS Godzilla

WORST HERO TEAM-UP:
Art Carney (playing his character from the 'Star Wars Holiday Special') and Jeff
Morrow (playing his character 'Exeter' from 'This Island Earth').

I could go on forever with this nonsense, but I'd like to see what everyone else has to add...

[Will]

I think worst anatomy team up should be "Edward Penishands" and "Buttcrack."  But that's just me....hee hee

[Squishy]

Jackie Chan and Steven Seagal.

Top THAT.

One-upping Me: Godzilla vs The Incredible Shrinking Man.

[N. E. Moses]

Anyone teaming with Pauley Shore

[me]

LMAO,... You've really got it in for Pauley tonight, don't you N.E.Moses :)

[N. E. Moses]

It's true look at Biodome and Jury Duty

[me]

Oh, no argument here. I'm not a Pauley fan by any means... I can't even sit through his movies as a goof...

[N. E. Moses]

Arnold Schwartzenagger, and his  one-liners

[N. E. Moses]

Ja-Ja Binks, Alpha-5 from Power Rangers, Cita from Cita's World(if anyone has BET),and Snarf from Thundercats.

[Mad_Bunny]

I'd have to say either:

Pauly Shore and Carrot Top as buddy cops VS Yahoo Serious
or
Steven Seagal and Van Damm doing a remake of "The man who would be king"
or
Casper Van Dien meets Q-bert only to be horrified in discovering that they can both be out acted by Chaka from land of the Lost.

M B

[AndyC]

It's mixing movies and TV, but how about Gilligan as Taylor's sidekick in Planet of the Apes?

It would explain what went wrong with the ship, and provide some laughs. However, there is a question of how much Taylor can stand.

"Damn you, Gilligan! Damn you to hell!"

[Flangepart]

Paul Atraides and aquaman.  or, Carrot top an Ash.(Look, when i asked ya' to give me a hand, i don't want visual comedy, got me mop head?!)

[Squishy]

...Taylor would have to wear a hat to whap Gilligan with, of course.