Early morning Nutcracker performance leads to arrest

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Florida Woman strikes again

A Florida Woman arrested early yesterday for grabbing her husband's genitals with "such force that the victim crumpled over and had trouble walking" told cops that she was just trying to "arouse" her spouse "in an effort to have sexual intercourse."

According to cops, Anastacia Tasch, 44, approached her husband while he was asleep around 5:30 AM on the living room couch in the Tampa-area home they share with their two children.

Tasch, a complaint affidavit states, walked over to the victim and, "without provocation or permission," grabbed his genitals.

When later questioned by police, Tasch acknowledged that she executed the clampdown without the consent of her husband, who apparently called 911 after his genitals were crushed.

Oh to have been a fly on the wall for that 911 call.....

[Svengoolie 3]

Florida is truly paving  the way for gender equality among the truly stupid.

[BoyScoutKevin]

For what makes Florida Woman Florida Woman and Florida Man Florida Man, this might help.

James D. Wright's
A Florida State of Mind :
An Unnatural History of our Weirdest State.