OT: Hey ASH, here's some (sort of) hometown news!

[Brother Ragnarok]

*taken from the Joe Bob Briggs Week In Review*      
Scott Kirkhart, a paramedic in Fort Dodge, Iowa, was
transporting the body of a dead woman to the morgue when he
suddenly decided to grab her breast and yell "Honk! Honk!" His
boss referred him to the page in the manual involving post-mortem
appendage-assisted performance art and fired him.

Brother R

[Mr_Vindictive]

Heh, even though I'm out on the East Coast, I read about that.

Pretty funny stuff.

[Ash]

Hehe!
That is pretty funny!

Hmmmm......"post-mortem appendage-assisted performance art."

I'm guessing that would be for things like an examiner holding up a corpse's hands, waving them around and saying" Oh look at me...I'm a sissy boy!"

You know what I mean?  
He would say it as if it were the corpse saying it.

I didn't realize that they were forbidden to do those things.
I never really thought that they did...but you never can know what goes on behind closed morgue doors!

Funny stuff!