The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Alex]

Its been nice around here today.

[Trevor]

Its been nice around here today.

And then Trev and his undies show up 

[Leah]

Its been nice around here today.

And then Trev and his undies show up 

I was wondering where that foul smell came from 

[claws]

I was standing at our kitchen window watching leaves blowing in the wind for at least 10 minutes? while I was cooking. I'm so easy to distract.

[ER]

I was watching that wedding in the Weezer video I posted here a few minutes ago and I'll never get how a wedding can be about so much sheer joy, as it is I know for many people.

Me, I was stressed out and kept thinking how do I know this is what I should do? I kept thinking why is so much money being spent on this event? I thought, yes, I love him but I also still love someone else I can't marry because he ain't above ground n'more! And surely that was not what a bride ought to be thinking about. I was about to make a vow that I'd spend the rest of my life making whoopsie with just one person? The same guy forever and ever, amen?

I was convinced every woman out there was going to be secretly critiquing my hair, shoes, makeup, dress, my walk down the aisle, irked that I was skinnier than they were or gloating that they were built better than me, or their dress cost more, or they were a prettier bride, or didn't have a toddler sitting with her grandma, or something, because that's just how most women are (sorry, guys, 'tis true)....

And then there was my dad's much-referenced "joking" line as we got ready to walk in: "It's not too late to go for child support."

I was so keyed-up I just about burst out laughing then, and when I start up with a nervous laugh, oh, I am so gone....

I was definitely not in the moment and on cloud nine, though I did think I faked my way through without letting most people see how much turmoil was inside me. Later at the reception though my husband and my mom and my dad and my childhood best friend and my godson's mom and somebody's date I'd never met before said to me privately a variation of well, you looked happy but freaked out like no bride I've ever seen.

That obvious, eh?

Man oh man, I still remember the eye of the storm of that day.

Respect to any and all purely happy brides throughout time. You are all my betters!

[Allhallowsday]

I was watching that wedding in the Weezer video I posted here a few minutes ago and I'll never get how a wedding can be about so much sheer joy, as it is I know for many people.
Me, I was stressed out and kept thinking how do I know this is what I should do? I kept thinking why is so much money being spent on this event? I thought, yes, I love him but I also still love someone else I can't marry because he ain't above ground n'more! And surely that was not what a bride ought to be thinking about. I was about to make a vow that I'd spend the rest of my life making whoopsie with just one person? The same guy forever and ever, amen?
I was convinced every woman out there was going to be secretly critiquing my hair, shoes, makeup, dress, my walk down the aisle, irked that I was skinnier than they were or gloating that they were built better than me, or their dress cost more, or they were a prettier bride, or didn't have a toddler sitting with her grandma, or something, because that's just how most women are (sorry, guys, 'tis true)....

You'd be surprised how many men are "like that".  People are like that, it is not the sole territory of women.   

And then there was my dad's much-referenced "joking" line as we got ready to walk in: "It's not too late to go for child support."
I was so keyed-up I just about burst out laughing then, and when I start up with a nervous laugh, oh, I am so gone....
I was definitely not in the moment and on cloud nine, though I did think I faked my way through without letting most people see how much turmoil was inside me. Later at the reception though my husband and my mom and my dad and my childhood best friend and my godson's mom and somebody's date I'd never met before said to me privately a variation of well, you looked happy but freaked out like no bride I've ever seen.

That obvious, eh?
Man oh man, I still remember the eye of the storm of that day.
Respect to any and all purely happy brides throughout time. You are all my betters!

Sounds like you are describing every important moment of my life, except no one ever seemed to notice my anxiety. 

[Alex]

I spent a good chunk of my wedding expecting bills and wondering if I could get away with switching our first dance from "Somewhere Out There" to "Bodies".

To this day I still expect bills to turn up from it.

Not sure if that helps you any there or not, but there you go.

[WingedSerpent]

Just got home this weekend from spending a week in Houston Tx, visiting one of my brothers.  Saw Galavston, NASA Houston, did some kayaking.  A really fun trip.

[Alex]

What if anti vaxxers have all fallen for a conspiracy by "big pharma" to stop people getting vaccinations and thus forcing them to buy treatments for easily preventable diseases.

[Alex]

Confuse moon landing conspiracy theorists when they tell you the landings were faked by saying "So you are one of the folks who believes in the moon huh?"

[Alex]

If pineapples contain a digestive enzyme which basically means while you are eating it, it is in some small way eating you, how much pineapple juice would be required to dispose of a human body.

Asking for a friend.

[ER]

The Scotsman is on fire in this thread! 

[ER]

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Bee---

[indianasmith]

About once a week I will post a political topic on FB, usually pointing out the latest stupidity or ineptitude on the part of President Trump.
Of course, with nearly 3000 followers, probably 2/3 of whom are Trump supporters, the post gets descended on like a bleeding cow swimming through a school of piranha.   I take a lot of verbal lumps, and I don't mind.  I enjoy political debate and always have.

But tonight a former high school classmate, after considerable back and forth, told me that I should be hanged for treason because I was a "lunatic liberal moron retard" and also made very derogatory comments about both of my deceased parents.

I blocked and unfriended him, but if he ever repeats those comments to my face, he will be spitting out some teeth!

Some lines should not be crossed.

[Leah]

About once a week I will post a political topic on FB, usually pointing out the latest stupidity or ineptitude on the part of President Trump.
Of course, with nearly 3000 followers, probably 2/3 of whom are Trump supporters, the post gets descended on like a bleeding cow swimming through a school of piranha.   I take a lot of verbal lumps, and I don't mind.  I enjoy political debate and always have.

But tonight a former high school classmate, after considerable back and forth, told me that I should be hanged for treason because I was a "lunatic liberal moron retard" and also made very derogatory comments about both of my deceased parents.

I blocked and unfriended him, but if he ever repeats those comments to my face, he will be spitting out some teeth!

Some lines should not be crossed.

Need extra security to fend off people like that? I'm your guy