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Someone Hurt Bob Sagat

Started by The Bard, September 05, 2001, 05:03:00 PM

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The Bard

Some big wig, or WB desperate for any ratings actually gave Bob Sagat a show again. I hated him to begin with and hate him even more that I've grown up. So anyway I found this out from reading an old TV Guide while going to the bathroom, its one of those hiliarous Bob Sagat quotes, because you know, he's a comedian. He does stupid voices to stupid videos that make 90 year old people.

Actually, haven't most of the people who would have watched AFV and Full House Dead?

Bob Sagat "Unlike Full House, we're going to say that the mother died while bungee-jumping, thats Edgyer"

If Bob Sagat has an edge, then Mr Rogers is killing rabbits in his backyard.

BTW if you've actually have happened to die from Bugee Jumping, just to let you know, Bob Sagat is p**sing on your grave.

N. E. Moses


Squishy

Don't kill him.

The best punishment for him is to let him wake up every morning and look in the mirror.

"Oh GOD! Oh GOD! I'm Bob Sagat! I'm still Bob SAGAT! Sweet Jesus, I beg of you! When will you let the horror END!? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

(Claws out his own eyes.)

"...I...I'm STILL Bob Sagat! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"*

*Tip o' the hat to the unfilmed original ending to The Man With The X-Ray Eyes

Hairzilla

 Believe me, 'Bard, Bob Saget is HIGH on my list of people that need to be destroyed!

PoorLogic

I use to hate Bob Saget, but after his cameo in "Half Baked", I thought he was kinda funny - I saw in on the Late night talk shows and his humor was dirty and very funny. Still, a show on the WB is the kiss of death for anyone.

Scott Davis

Bob Saget's stand up routine is pretty funny.

He did Full House to clean up his image, he almost didn't get it becasue of his comdey routine.

Zoot

I don't know...your last sentence kind of redeems him, doesn't it? I kind of like the image of Bob Saget p**sing on the grave of all ex-bungee jumpers...

N. E. Moses

How about this, we  strap "funnyman" Sagat to a chair, put some contraption around his head to keep his eyes open, and make him watch all those Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movies over and over again until he either dies from brain damage or cry for mercy.

Tasty

He also directed Dirty Work, which I thought was a pretty funny movie.