Brag About Yourself!

[Allhallowsday]

I am not inclined to brag, so I don't.  I am proud of many things in my life, but nothing I would bring up publicly... until I thought of one today!  I have never had a tooth pulled, and I have every tooth in my head that ever came in, including two wisdom teeth!   

[RCMerchant]

^ I'm missing 12 teeth. 2 in the front! 

[ER]

I'm a time traveler. I can only pass through time at a 1:1 ratio (one minute of real time equals one minute of my passing through it) and only go forward and never backward, but I'm still a time traveler.

[Alex]

My man parts are officially larger than the average white male's.

Hey, you said brag about yourself.

Oh and I can lick my eyebrows with my tongue.

[RCMerchant]

My fingernails grow real fast. I let them grow for a month for Halloween. It's hard to type.
My right big toenail is almost an inch from the toe. I could poke someone's eye out with it. I can't cut it. I've tried wire cutters! It's so thick it's almost bone.

[claws]