Has Indy Been Kidnapped By North Korea?

[ER]

You decide.

Last week Indy was driving into town to get his mother in law some new Depends peppermint butter brickle ice cream, despite his wife and daughters warning him of strange lights in the sky, and when he failed to reappear,  a search party of devoted past present and future students combed the area, finally locating his abandoned car, scorch marks surrounding it, the ice cream melted on the floor, claws marks on the dash telling of the struggle Indy put up.

The single clue to his disappearance? On the ground was found a half-eaten pack of Instant Artificial Simulated Rice, a product made only in....North Korea!

What could Indy know from his days as a communications specialist in the Navy that would trigger North Korean special forces to fly to Texas and abduct him?

Will we ever know?

[Leah]

Why does this seem like it'll play out in the same way as "I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling much better"?

[Alex]

Don't forget that Indy has a screenplay in development for a movie and North Korea does have form for kidnapping such people. On a scale of 1 -10 when 1 is the universe was created when a sky gods testicles were slit open and the contents spilt out made all creation and a 10 being Sven got laid (i.e utterly impossible), I reckon the chances of this rate as a solid 3.5.

[claws]

It is nice to see some peolle finally condemning north korea

[Alex]

Yeah, nice of everyone to catch up with where other peolle have been for decades.

[claws]

 

[indianasmith]

Well, North Korea was involved in my absence . . .

[Alex]

I was thinking how much of a coincidence it was that Indy and sven both disappeared at around the same time.

Almost as if Indy was suffering from multiple personalities and since his net was down neither one could get online...

[ER]

How do we know this is the real Indy that's come home to us and not a North Korean plant? So, Fake Indy, try to tell us something only the REAL Indy would know. Hmmmmmmm?

[indianasmith]

Um, I think SUCKER PUNCH is the greatest film of the 21st century?
My wife spent our wedding night throwing up?
I paid $250 online for a cup of Anne Hathaway's bath water?

[Olivia Bauer]

I paid $250 online for a cup of Anne Hathaway's bath water?

You just reminded me that Gamer Girl Bathwater was a thing. I'd like to go back to before I read this post.