Things your MOM used to say

Allhallowsday · November 09, 2019, 08:36:49 PM

Inspired by BELA's Things your Dad used to say thread, what are some things your MOM used to say ?

When my Mother saw a certain dinner guest coming up the walk, Mom would say: "Here she comes, one arm as long as the other."

RCMerchant · November 10, 2019, 09:35:29 AM

^ Hahaha!

My Ma came into me and Glenn's room while we were blasting BLACK FLAG and she screamed "It sounds like someone died and went to Hell in here!"

Allhallowsday · November 10, 2019, 12:42:08 PM

If Mom didn't like somebody, she'd say "Boring! Oh so boring!"

RCMerchant · November 10, 2019, 12:45:18 PM

When Ma went driving in NYC, she usta yell at people.
"Get outta the street you momo!"!
Not sure what a 'momo' is...

Allhallowsday · November 10, 2019, 01:28:10 PM

When someone said something wrong, debatable, or stupid, Mom'd say: "We'll draw the curtain of charity on that one."

Alex · November 10, 2019, 02:33:32 PM

"I'll make you cry on the other side of your face."

"You want a bike/sweet/whatever. I'll give you a bloody [insert item]."

Allhallowsday · November 10, 2019, 03:51:52 PM

When confronted with a smart remark: "You're funny, ha ha, but you're not funny ha ha ha."

chefzombie · November 10, 2019, 09:42:28 PM

" you just do that to bug me, don't you? it works too. " and then she'd laugh and make me do the dishes, or worse, VACUUM, for p**sing her off. took until i was 16 to get that through my head, lol!

RCMerchant · November 10, 2019, 10:21:51 PM

Whenever I mentioned Dad she would mutter "That whoremaster..."

in her very heavy Bronx accent . 'Howah'- that's what it sounded like-like a 'hoe' and 'ah!'

RCMerchant · November 10, 2019, 11:10:23 PM

" She'd suck a dick for a dollar!"
My Ma had no 'couth' at all! And she had eyebrows like Dracula! She had them plucked in 1959, and she used an eyebrow pencil..sometimes. Most of the time she ran around without eyebrows- which made her look even more crazy than she was, if that was possible.
And she had a stare that would drill right threw you. Only me and Glenn have that stare.

RCMerchant · November 10, 2019, 11:26:50 PM

Me and Ma in 1985. On Long Island. I don't know what that green s**t is.
I was 23.

claws · November 10, 2019, 11:27:49 PM

"Where did she find jeans that size?"

Whenever my mom saw an obese woman.

claws · November 10, 2019, 11:31:54 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on November 10, 2019, 11:26:50 PM
I don't know what that green s**t is.

Doesn't appear to be random. Looks like it is wrapping around both your knees from front and coming back from behind your other knee

RCMerchant · November 10, 2019, 11:38:50 PM

Quote from: claws on November 10, 2019, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 10, 2019, 11:26:50 PM
I don't know what that green s**t is.

Doesn't appear to be random. Looks like it is wrapping around both your knees from front and coming back from behind your other knee

It wasn't there when the picture was took. I woulda noticed something like that. I always thought it was a film f**k up. I still do.
Otherwise- It's some ghost s**t!

Even if it was some ghost s**t, I wouldn't have noticed, I was to busy listening to punk rock and drinking booze. I was in NY. I was from Michigan. I was nuts back then. Folks in NY thought I was weird. Folks in Michigan thought I was flat out crazy. I never fit in nowhere. I hated everything- not everybody! I got along with most folks fine!

claws · November 11, 2019, 12:13:50 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on November 10, 2019, 11:38:50 PM
I always thought it was a film f**k up. I still do.

Then why is the green stuff only on you? *cue scary music*

Looks like a worm-type of ecto-mist