Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...

[Rev. Powell]

...and there's a waiting list to buy it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/

This chick is a big bundle of goofy, and she's making bank off it.

[Alex]

I saw this mentioned elsewhere and assumed it was a joke. Guess not. Don't see it being on my shopping list any time soon.

[Olivia Bauer]

She runs a company that peddles psuedoscience. She even has her own Netflix show coming out.

F**k her. 

[bob]

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[Trevor]

...and there's a waiting list to buy it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/

This chick is a big bundle of goofy, and she's making bank off it.

Oy....

[Allhallowsday]

I heard ANDY COHEN ask MARTHA STEWART about this last night. 

Her next candle will be Back Door Blast. 

[RCMerchant]

I wonder how she got it to smell that way? 

[Allhallowsday]

I wonder how she got it to smell that way? 

Do you need to ask?    

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn. 

[Allhallowsday]

http://youtu.be/ftzYZxD3uBY 

[BoyScoutKevin]

I wonder how she got it to smell that way? 

Do you need to ask?    

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn. 

She is consulting with the wrong person. She ought to consult with our own Trevor and come out with candles that smell like dirty underwear, for, who knows more about dirty underwear, then our own Trevor.

[Trevor]

I wonder how she got it to smell that way? 

Do you need to ask?    

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn. 

She is consulting with the wrong person. She ought to consult with our own Trevor and come out with candles that smell like dirty underwear, for, who knows more about dirty underwear, then our own Trevor.

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Sorry but I'm not going where Tony Stark's already been. 

[Alex]

I can't decide if I have more contempt for her or the people who buy this.

[ER]

Annnnd her fame reaches 0.59......