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Started by claws, January 19, 2020, 02:56:35 PM

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claws

January 19, 2020, 02:56:35 PM
Based on Paltrow's vag wax, what kind of scented candle should other celebrities put up for sale?

Quentin Tarantino - smells like my feet candle
Roseanne Barr - that sweet smell of ambien candle

:bluesad:

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Allhallowsday

#1
January 19, 2020, 04:21:03 PM
Donald Trump - Skid Mark 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

#2
January 19, 2020, 04:31:50 PM
VP Pence- Trump's ass.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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RCMerchant

#3
January 19, 2020, 04:36:12 PM
Bernie Sanders- Like that dusty hard candy in a dish on your Gramma's coffee table for the last 30 years.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#4
January 20, 2020, 10:57:40 AM
Hillary Clinton - P!ss Stain
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

claws

#5
January 20, 2020, 11:20:10 AM
Roman Polanski - smells like teen spirit candle  :wink:

RCMerchant

#6
January 20, 2020, 11:41:52 AM
Martin Scorsese- stale, old garlic bread.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

#7
January 23, 2020, 10:44:17 PM
Elvis' candle would smell like a grilled peanut butter banana sammich.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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