Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[BoyScoutKevin]

Do vegans refuse to have oral sex?

Not that I have heard, but, a woman who has some experience giving oral sex to men says that men who are vegetarians smell and taste different than those who eat meat.

[Alex]

In tonight's game of D&D the party managed to lose one of their number to an easy fight and somehow get the idiot wizard made a Duke.

The rest of the party wanted to kill him. Just wait until they find out they now need to refer to him as "Your grace."

[chefzombie]

the chiefs are going to the big dance! oh please higher powers, let the packers win!!!!

[indianasmith]

Do vegans refuse to have oral sex?

Not that I have heard, but, a woman who has some experience giving oral sex to men says that men who are vegetarians smell and taste different than those who eat meat.

It is a sad comment on our society that vegetarian men get laid . . .

[LilCerberus]

the chiefs are going to the big dance! oh please higher powers, let the packers win!!!!

Who?

[ER]

Do vegans refuse to have oral sex?

Not that I have heard, but, a woman who has some experience giving oral sex to men says that men who are vegetarians smell and taste different than those who eat meat.

It is a sad comment on our society that vegetarian men get laid . . .

 

[chainsaw midget]

Today I gave up on two websites that I used to spend a lot of time on. 

Imgur and Bogleech. 

Imgur has just become over saturated with "I'm depressed and what to die.  That's it.  That's the entire joke.  laugh," style "humor". 

Bogleech ... Bogleech was always kinda odd.  The guy who runs the places LOVES monsters and always has interesting reviews on them, but HATES horror and has a very negative opinion on fans of it.  Slowly over the years he's just become more and more bleeding heart Tumblr Social Justice Warrior.  Today he posted about how cops shows where the cops act on hunches and break the rules to get justice are secretly propaganda programming viewers to ignore their rights.   

So yeah.  Done with those places.  I'll miss them. 

It just feels like there's becoming fewer and fewer actually interesting sites on the web these days.  Everybody is focusing on reddits or tumblrs or wikis.  Nobody just makes their own sites anymore.

[Gabriel Knight]

Nobody just makes their own sites anymore.

Well, if you look at movies, it's pretty much the same. Nothing but remakes and sequels, it's really hard to find an original idea nowadays.

[Alex]

Got back to writing my novelization of my groups D&D adventures and finished a new chapter. Yay for doing something with my time.

[Trevor]

I have just p**sed my pants and no one can do anything about it. 

[Allhallowsday]

http://youtu.be/XhvDMhrws1o 

[ER]

Why is it called a 'cold' when having one makes you feel hot?

[indianasmith]

Getting a glimpse of what our lives will be looking like going forward - my unmarried daughter flew out to El Paso to spend a few days with her newly married sister, so it's just my wife and me and my 91 year old mother-in-law.  We have someone who comes in and watches her at night, 6 days a week, so we can sleep.  We'll have to hire another person after Rachel marries who will watch her during the day so we can work.  Beyond that, traveling, date nights, anything that involves leaving the house together, will be "few and far between" events.  It's kind of like being in prison on a work release program.

[ER]

If I'm really quick I can kiss my puppies on the nose before they lick me.

[LilCerberus]

I just heard Rick Wilson of NPR making fun of Trump voters.










Thing is, he sounded like James Carville.