Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

LilCerberus · January 28, 2020, 12:52:57 PM

Of course you can't find the Ukraine on a map!

YOU try find a filling station that still carries them!

indianasmith · January 28, 2020, 11:20:26 PM

I got a PM on my FaceBook author page today from a guy in Brazil who had just read my book THEOPHILUS and was curious to know how much of it was actual history and how much of it was fiction. We batted a few messages back and forth, and I thanked him for reading the book, and he said: "Thank you for writing such a beautiful story."

I was walking on air the rest of the afternoon!

ER · January 29, 2020, 10:53:46 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on January 28, 2020, 11:20:26 PM
I got a PM on my FaceBook author page today from a guy in Brazil who had just read my book THEOPHILUS and was curious to know how much of it was actual history and how much of it was fiction. We batted a few messages back and forth, and I thanked him for reading the book, and he said: "Thank you for writing such a beautiful story."

I was walking on air the rest of the afternoon!

I'm proud of you, Indy, and I'm glad for you.

Alex · January 30, 2020, 05:01:29 AM

For a moment I was wondering if when Suzanna asked if she started selling sex, would I make sure she was safe (so you want me to be a pimp) was the strangest thing I'd ever been asked and then I remembered all the other way weirder s**t I'd been asked to do.

Trevor · January 30, 2020, 08:44:24 AM

My toes hurt

Rev. Powell · January 30, 2020, 10:05:52 AM

A sliced my finger right through the fingernail. Looks really gruesome but doesn't hurt (unless I bang it against something). After waiting several days, I'm going to see the doctor even though I think there's probably nothing they can do. I'm just worried it's not going to heal right.

ER · January 30, 2020, 03:03:56 PM

Have you ever noticed the curtain between planes is often thinnest when you are alone inside a forest? I think someday I might disappear in here, in this place that has been a forest for at least 12,000 unbroken years, vanish into the past or the future or "someplace else" and not even my high and mighty invincible employers could find me. They'd track me to a place and then....nothing. Just gone. This place is beyond all doubt special and that's why I had to fight so hard for it, and then protect it. In here it's like all time is right now but I can't quite reach it, only feel it rushing past me like a breeze full of whispers.

Alex · January 31, 2020, 02:32:15 AM

Quote from: ER on January 30, 2020, 03:03:56 PM
Have you ever noticed the curtain between planes is often thinnest when you are alone inside a forest? I think someday I might disappear in here, in this place that has been a forest for at least 12,000 unbroken years, vanish into the past or the future or "someplace else" and not even my high and mighty invincible employers could find me. They'd track me to a place and then....nothing. Just gone. This place is beyond all doubt special and that's why I had to fight so hard for it, and then protect it. In here it's like all time is right now but I can't quite reach it, only feel it rushing past me like a breeze full of whispers.

Really. You'd make me get up off my ass, take a trip to Tír na nÓg and come rescue you? You do realise that somewhere between 100 to 500 years will have passed between you entering and leaving and if the future doesn't have real meat burgers and beers I am going to be incredibly p**sed off.

ER · January 31, 2020, 01:30:13 PM

Quote from: Alex on January 31, 2020, 02:32:15 AM
Quote from: ER on January 30, 2020, 03:03:56 PM
Have you ever noticed the curtain between planes is often thinnest when you are alone inside a forest? I think someday I might disappear in here, in this place that has been a forest for at least 12,000 unbroken years, vanish into the past or the future or "someplace else" and not even my high and mighty invincible employers could find me. They'd track me to a place and then....nothing. Just gone. This place is beyond all doubt special and that's why I had to fight so hard for it, and then protect it. In here it's like all time is right now but I can't quite reach it, only feel it rushing past me like a breeze full of whispers.

Really. You'd make me get up off my ass, take a trip to Tír na nÓg and come rescue you? You do realise that somewhere between 100 to 500 years will have passed between you entering and leaving and if the future doesn't have real meat burgers and beers I am going to be incredibly p**sed off.

LOL Well if you come in, just remember, most faeriefolk can't lie, but they love to deceive, so if one offers you some beachfront property near Titania's palace of leaves and flowers, just keep on going, brother.... Oh! And never eat or drink anything. And you'd be safer having a teenage makeout scene in a B-horror movie than letting one of them kiss you. Also never ever dance! In fact, the whole place is about as far from "mostly harmless" as you can get, beware, beware....

Alex · January 31, 2020, 03:54:42 PM

Quote from: ER on January 31, 2020, 01:30:13 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 31, 2020, 02:32:15 AM
Quote from: ER on January 30, 2020, 03:03:56 PM
Have you ever noticed the curtain between planes is often thinnest when you are alone inside a forest? I think someday I might disappear in here, in this place that has been a forest for at least 12,000 unbroken years, vanish into the past or the future or "someplace else" and not even my high and mighty invincible employers could find me. They'd track me to a place and then....nothing. Just gone. This place is beyond all doubt special and that's why I had to fight so hard for it, and then protect it. In here it's like all time is right now but I can't quite reach it, only feel it rushing past me like a breeze full of whispers.

Really. You'd make me get up off my ass, take a trip to Tír na nÓg and come rescue you? You do realise that somewhere between 100 to 500 years will have passed between you entering and leaving and if the future doesn't have real meat burgers and beers I am going to be incredibly p**sed off.

LOL Well if you come in, just remember, most faeriefolk can't lie, but they love to deceive, so if one offers you some beachfront property near Titania's palace of leaves and flowers, just keep on going, brother.... Oh! And never eat or drink anything. And you'd be safer having a teenage makeout scene in a B-horror movie than letting one of them kiss you. Also never ever dance! In fact, the whole place is about as far from "mostly harmless" as you can get, beware, beware....

I'd have a backpack full of horseshoes, fresh cream and ear defenders so I can't hear any music.

Although the chances of getting me to dance to any music is low regardless of enchantments.

If you see my old friend the Amadan though say hi.

chefzombie · January 31, 2020, 09:11:39 PM

funny, i was thinking that i can't imagine you ever dancing voluntarily,lol!

LilCerberus · February 01, 2020, 11:57:55 AM

I buy for my socks online, because WalMart is always out of them for some reason.
This popped up in my daily eBay alerts.

("WARNING" Graphic Picture Of A Leg Injury!)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/283765609445?ul_noapp=true

indianasmith · February 01, 2020, 08:49:35 PM

Another book signing today - fifteen sales in 4 1/2 hours!
I'll take that any day.

ER · February 02, 2020, 01:34:23 PM

According to an insurance study I did a few years ago, I only have 1,450,656,000 seconds left to live. Kinda puts in perspec--- Actually it doesn't.

Alex · February 02, 2020, 03:56:15 PM

Quote from: chefzombie on January 31, 2020, 09:11:39 PM
funny, i was thinking that i can't imagine you ever dancing voluntarily,lol!

I remember one day I was heading through Ayr town centre and outside one of the shopping malls there were a bunch of women dancing and pulling in strangers to join them. As I walked in, one of them walked over to me her hand outstretched. She saw the expression on my face, stopped and said "Maybe not" and turned back around.