You know what state man wanted to show off his junk at IHOP.

[sprite75]

Florida Man went full on Waffle House at IHOP

According to police, Allan Ibanez, 24, entered the Clearwater restaurant and "began approaching random tables and patrons offering to show his genitals and showing them condoms."

Ibanez, seen at right, was asked to leave by IHOP management, but he "continued to offer to show his genitals to everyone in the establishment," a criminal complaint alleges. "This left patrons uncomfortable and wanting to leave."

Cops who arrested Ibanez for disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, noted that he had engaged in several instances of "disruptive behavior" earlier in the evening (for which he was not busted).

Ibanez spent about 11 hours in custody before being freed from the Pinellas County jail on his own recognizance.

And almost immediately afterwards he was arrested again. This time for swiping donuts from a gas station.

[RCMerchant]

What a dick!