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Mmmm....smells like beer

Started by sprite75, March 11, 2020, 11:12:30 PM

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sprite75

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

LilCerberus

Quote from: sprite75 on March 11, 2020, 11:12:30 PM


Reporter: "So, Lord Vader, anything you'd like to say to your fans before we leave?"
Darth Vader: "Yes. I am not THE BREATHER ON THE PHONE, it's just a noise my respirator makes, and that little door on my suit doesn't do anything. This is why my next childrens' summit will include a reading of Everybody Poops By Taro Gomi."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

retrorussell

"Sir, care to smell this new fragrance?  It's called 'Dagobah Surprise'."
'How in the hell did a perfume store clerk get on board?!'
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.