Dumb Sequel Ideas. Got any?

[Chadzilla]

My mind, what am I going to do with it?  I toss around b-movies and concepts for sequels and come up with strange sequel ideas.  Take this for instance

KURT RUSSELL in

John Carpenter's ESCAPE FROM JURASSIC PARK

surely you guys can come up with goofy stuff better than this!

[Ringneck]

Indiana Jones IV, Indiana Jones in Space
Honey, all these lousy movies have shrunk any respect for us as serious actors
Bible Trek, The Next Testament.......

[John Rider]

Friday the 13th, Jason Retires and Moves to Florida!

[AndyC]

Highlander V: There Should Have Been Only One

[Vermin Boy]

The Feebles' Christmas Carol

[Flangepart]

The Muppets inTexas Chainsaw massacre 4: Gonzo goes Gonzo.

[slaX]

Big Trouble in Little China and Japan

A trilogy!!
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Battlefield Earth
BattleField Earth Strikes Back
Battlefield Earth Strikes Forward
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Better off Dead(2000)-Starring Freddie Princ Jr.!

[Steve.]

Better Off Dead (2001) if there is to be any sequel to Battlefield Earth.
EVIL DEAD 4 - THE SALVATION ARMY OF LIGHT.
I have a sneaky feeling Mr. Jackson would approve, Vermin Boy.

[N. E. Moses]

Honey, I Blew Up the Earth

Toy Story 3, Guest starring Chucky from Child's Play

For Chad:  Police Acadamy XX: Retired in Florida, Guest starring Jason from Friday the 13th

Terminator Meets Pauly Shore.

Star Trek 55: The Quest for Shatner's Toupee.

[Steve.]

NE Moses - Star Trek 55: The Quest For Shatner's Toupee has already been made - Mission: Impossible.

[Stupid Jacob]

Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.


(Hey, someone had to say it.)

[AndyC]

Good point. It's hard to come up with really dumb sequel ideas when the sequels that actually get made are almost as dumb as anything we can think of.

How many movies can we think of that would have been great if they'd stopped after the first one? Sequels and TV spinoffs have ruined a lot of good movies.

I'd pick:
Blair Witch Project
Smokey and the Bandit
Police Academy
Highlander
Ghostbusters

I could think of more, but I've got work to do.

[Chadzilla]

To add to AndyC's list

Halloween

[RESOL]

Titanic 2

I'm sure it could involve Jaws eating people, and a little green alien wo grants wishes

[brandon tucker]

terry "hulk" hogan stars in a epic sequeal

                        MR NANNY 2