In the perfect Bad Movie Town....

[chainsaw midget]

If you were to make a perfect bad Movie town, who would live there? 


To start off... 



This is your town undertaker


This is the guy who sells icecream to the kids


This is the Janitor


This guy goes around town doing odd jobs


This guy has a rock band (it's not very good)


This guy is the richest man in town









Is the Evil Midget (you can't tell me your perfect bad movie town doesn't have an evil midget)


So come on, now.  Who else lives here?  What do they bring to the community?

[RCMerchant]

Got to have farmers, I reckon! 

[zombie no.one]

the weird old guy who cryptically warns all visitors and outsiders of their impending doom

[RCMerchant]

the weird old guy who cryptically warns all visitors and outsiders of their impending doom

^  

The missing girl on the milk carton. ( From Jean Rollins CAGED VIRGINS.)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!

[Alex]

Your local friendly librarian who will talk about her favourite author all winter long given half a chance.

[Allhallowsday]

Don't forget the man of the cloth. 

[LilCerberus]

What about the local biker gang?

Are they going to be a bunch of denim vested shirtless clones on heavily butchered Harley Shovelheads who listen too much to some really bad Beach Boys/Credence Clearwater Revival fusion group,
OR
Are they going to be a bunch of teenage posers on really cheap dirtbikes who listen way to much to some Blondie/Southern Death Cult fusion group?

and

Are they going to end up causing the problem that makes the movie because they're jerks, or are they gonna do something more ambiguous to ensure the movie keeps going?

and

Are they all going to end up getting killed because, frankly, they deserved it,
Or
Are they going to come around to the good side & help the protagonist(s) battle the issue in question?

and

IF they come around to the good side will it be because:
a) It's an excuse for them to help people & do something violent at the same time
b) One of their own gets killed, thus prompting them to seek revenge
c) They catch a glimpse of the dough-boy protagonist doing something tough & brave, thus winning their respect

[Gabriel Knight]

Your local detective, ready for you to thrill him.



The retail clerk, always prepared for anything. And I do mean anything.

[chainsaw midget]

And of course every town needs some trouble making youths

[LilCerberus]

And of course every town needs some trouble making youths

I suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?

[VenomX73]

random neighbors...

[chainsaw midget]

I suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?

I think this town is big enough for both troublesome teens and renegade bikers. 

[LilCerberus]

I suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?

I think this town is big enough for both troublesome teens and renegade bikers. 

Could lead to some confusion when we get to all the "ANDs" & "ORs" in the plot (or lack there of) but I'll go with it!

[RCMerchant]

And of course the kindly country doctor!

[VenomX73]

the ice cream store up the street...