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In the perfect Bad Movie Town....

Started by chainsaw midget, April 07, 2020, 02:46:19 PM

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RCMerchant

#15
April 07, 2020, 09:45:57 PM
The village idiot!

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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zombie no.one

#16
April 08, 2020, 03:16:55 AM

Mindy - the cutest girl in town, but she only ever dates the numbskull jocks that treat her mean.

so unfair  :bluesad:

RCMerchant

#17
April 08, 2020, 10:02:09 AM
Metropolis has Superman, Gotham has Batman.
This podunk town has this guy...

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

#18
April 08, 2020, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 08, 2020, 10:02:09 AM
Metropolis has Superman, Gotham has Batman.
This podunk town has this guy...



PERFECT!!!!!! :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

http://youtu.be/PkUcqNnotLQ
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

chainsaw midget

#19
April 08, 2020, 01:34:40 PM
The local extermiantor
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The electrician


And the town dentist

VenomX73

#20
April 08, 2020, 06:36:28 PM
the local bellhop

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

RCMerchant

#21
April 08, 2020, 07:18:06 PM
..and the motel  owner where said bellhop works...

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#22
April 08, 2020, 07:52:16 PM
Isn't that motel down by the swamp... near that creepy old house where the rich guy lives with his family?   :question: 



If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

zelmo73

#23
April 08, 2020, 09:29:28 PM
Every small town needs a local mailman.


First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

RCMerchant

#24
April 08, 2020, 10:53:21 PM
The girl on the school bus no one want's to sit next to.

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

#25
April 08, 2020, 11:20:25 PM
Some amusing old legend involving:
a) An old house, church mausoleum or other building or structure
b) some guy's grave, or the graveyard it's self, ancient Indian burial ground, or a lake, mine/cave, dirt road or some other vaguely defined outdoor region
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

#26
April 08, 2020, 11:25:56 PM
Either a factory or military base that that the locals are always strangely oblivious to which is always pouring toxic waste into the town's water supply...........
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

RCMerchant

#27
April 09, 2020, 12:49:38 AM Last Edit: April 09, 2020, 12:54:06 AM by RCMerchant
The gentle bear that the old mountain man owns....

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

VenomX73

#28
April 09, 2020, 08:49:28 AM
The local stray dog........

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

chainsaw midget

#29
April 10, 2020, 12:51:37 PM

The Creepy Homeless guy in the alley


The rich popular preppy jerk


the bully
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